If you'd like I can have my team follow up with you after this.

B )

That one person in the chat group chat who never talks, but reads everything

Never take it to a hotel room.

Smart siblings

You are what you eat

Speak for yourself

Ted should turn himself in.

That damned squirrel.

Yodlodo

Just another bot account

Working from home

Just freak me up

Beep boop bop bep

relatable

OK, this one is better

Ah ok, well that explains a few things

Dammit Timmy!

hmmm

reeee

Randomly seen in traffic today.

At today's Senate Hearing

Shook

Only one question echoed through my mind

Twice the pleasure...

I'd rather not open the box if I can't use a turtle.

Raw sauce

Toot

I'll admit it took me a minute to get the joke, I am not a smart woman

Best Burn Roasts Circuit City

I replaced his favourite ball and this was his reaction

Hot wings and even hotter questions.

doot

My friends dog fell asleep in the snow

It all started at a little place called Harvard...

Swiggity Swooty I’m coming for that booty

Every day, for 3 years, I sent my friend photos of this strange looking dog because it thoroughly annoyed him. Then I decided to step up my game...

TOYS R bUSted

Microsoft

Courier: Package left under doormat.

There is definitely a treasure behind this wall.

Rare picture of Mark Zuckerberg enjoying his morning human beverage

Some cinema

My mother went to her physical therapist this morning and texted me. My linked watch has a small screen.

jump

It still is here

I just typed 'odd' into my gif bar and this popped up. I was not disappointed.

S-Susan . . . ?

Ja pierdolę

#10 seems a little... awkward.

Only a reptile would wear this atrocity

Pi-ka!

z u c c

Gay

Arrow Knee

Both cat and dog know the sound of me dialing take out. This is them waiting patiently for the Chinese delivery guy.

If it works, I'll buy a crate!

Hiring hacker like a pro!

Needs more jpeg

hmmm.jpg

on time

Die

A surprise to be sure

Japanese Commercials are on a whole other level

Stay safe kids...

Age appropriate chores

When your Siblings are handsome but YOU must rely on your Charm :p

slirp slirp

busted buster

Same

Increase smile 20%, maintain eye contact, human fooled

Best spot

Don’t think I ever read this one.

zucc

My Priest Helped Me Beat It When I Was Young

Russia's high tech missile defense system

Got a match?

So Barber Can I Please Have...

My dog's facial expressions when I didn't turn towards the dog park.

zucc.cmd

Anon goes to a party

Ree

A friend of mine is a lawyer. He wore these to family court today.

zucc is ready to cuck

F*cking normies!

Everyone keeps comparing Zuckerberg to Data when the real answer was right before us all along. Zuckerborg.

Growing up large

I know what I’m gonna do

Gorfield

Pacific Cat

Today's Meditation.

My wife found this in a parenting book, we have toddler triplets

Dogs

As a Texan, this is a must pack item

Anon supports gay rights

This is so sad

When you get summoned to the judiciary committee for leaking users personal information for more than 10 years.

:notlikethis:

I implor u to spare the yoddler

I can't believe he's all grown up now!