The Godpidgeon says he's sorry that he has to beak you, but that he'll take good care of Carloota for you.

aww geez rick

Not exactly what I had in mind

Our office dog is featured on our marketing materials.

Sure, I’ll keep that in mind

DP/Real Picture

Civil War

Tricky

*hacker voice*

If only I had that power

Advice I can follow

Panel

gib

Brace for impact bois

Norm Macdonald is a deeply closeted gay man

He must be having a pretty good track record!

Just let me tighten this screw and you'll be good to go

huh

Nice dress dude

Just seen a penguin skeleton, R.I.P little buddy

0w0

zucced

More memes

YOU DIED

Old people and technology never cease to amaze

Comic adaptations.

This is why there is a grey hat

It is concerning when Zuckerbots wax figure looks more human than he does.

this is fine

ZUCC 100

Rosanos

Zukcat

Look at what I found at work next week!

when someone insults your meme, but they only got 3 post that never made it out of fresh

this 4panel is 100% loss free

Are you a sex robot?

Cat

Because Gravity....

A gramophone would've been too distracting.

evolving to webm

If you'd like I can have my team follow up with you after this.

B )

That one person in the chat group chat who never talks, but reads everything

Never take it to a hotel room.

Smart siblings

You are what you eat

Speak for yourself

Ted should turn himself in.

That damned squirrel.

Yodlodo

Just another bot account

Working from home

Just freak me up

Beep boop bop bep

relatable

OK, this one is better

Ah ok, well that explains a few things

Dammit Timmy!

hmmm

reeee

Randomly seen in traffic today.

At today's Senate Hearing

Shook

Only one question echoed through my mind

Twice the pleasure...

I'd rather not open the box if I can't use a turtle.

Raw sauce

Toot

I'll admit it took me a minute to get the joke, I am not a smart woman

Best Burn Roasts Circuit City

I replaced his favourite ball and this was his reaction

Hot wings and even hotter questions.

doot

My friends dog fell asleep in the snow

It all started at a little place called Harvard...

Swiggity Swooty I’m coming for that booty

Every day, for 3 years, I sent my friend photos of this strange looking dog because it thoroughly annoyed him. Then I decided to step up my game...

TOYS R bUSted

Microsoft

Courier: Package left under doormat.

There is definitely a treasure behind this wall.

Rare picture of Mark Zuckerberg enjoying his morning human beverage

Some cinema

My mother went to her physical therapist this morning and texted me. My linked watch has a small screen.

jump

It still is here

I just typed 'odd' into my gif bar and this popped up. I was not disappointed.

S-Susan . . . ?

Ja pierdolę

#10 seems a little... awkward.

Only a reptile would wear this atrocity

Pi-ka!

z u c c

Gay

Arrow Knee

Both cat and dog know the sound of me dialing take out. This is them waiting patiently for the Chinese delivery guy.

If it works, I'll buy a crate!

Hiring hacker like a pro!

Needs more jpeg

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