With extra pupperoni, kid.

what.. did you just.. SAY!?

Don’t just erase memories, erase the entire ***ing hard drive.

Zuckerberg's a robot

Hold Up While I Break My Arm For So Free Chick-Fil-a

Windows on admin permissions

NASA break room problems are different than most. Taken today @ Johnson Space Center.

Road trip with all of my friends!!

heh

Married 52 years!

Is going to be confirmed soon

My wife ordered a new "toy" from an app that gets things directly from Chinese manufacturers. This is what came in the mail.

The new billboard for my local burger place

EFFF YOU SUN!

slot

Damn, Durex are savage!

Patrick's Star

Some serious shit's going down here

Rack and Cooter.

Eating a kilo of lasagna by myself? Check

give color to life..

not sure

The Zucc must Succ

Boston accent mandatory

Pick it up

Biggest lie in the history of the world

Just trying spread some nice vibes

Organic Truth

Haunted

Syria for desert

This work place bathroom sign.

How to get bamboozled 101

Oh fucc

Notification email from Twitch

When you're sleeping and the mountain of clothes in your chair is looking at you

Things you cannot unseen

Jesus saves man from the gay

E G G

Well that was a turn of events...

When you dont know where police caught you speeding...

Awkward billboard placement across the street from work. In southern Indiana even fetuses have gun rights.

Here is a church that looks like a chicken.

My mother would rules the world with that

+ 5 antiviruses

What is Austin Powers’ favorite vegetable?

I feel the same way every Friday the 13th

Dr. Seuss' lesser-known book.

Silence your phone*

Even the dictionary is sick of his shit.

neverending memes

When you type "Google" into google search bar

Facebook new symbol. DataLeak!!!!

I need answers dammit

true

Show him some love bruddas

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

whoa.

Get off deGrasse

Someone was having a little too much fun in Walmart.

This is the exact point at Disney Land where the magic happens

When Facebook quizzes are all you do

On the back cover of Banksy's book

Wonder what happens when they investigate google

Just another dickhead in the restaurant

NoUx2

WHEN DAD GETS SICK OF THE CHARGERS GOING AWOL...

Forget bananas, Arnie for scale

Oh so that’s how the last owners died

High on H2O

d i s c o u r s e

Math really is poetry

potion seller please

I am always #5

Can't ducc the zucc

I need answers

Carrie Fisher letting Daisy Ridley know what she has to look forward too

Schrodinger's USB

How they always do it ?!!!!!!

My mom works at an Edible Arrangements store. This was a personalized message from one of her deliveries today..

It should only take me 72 hours to sift through all of the bubble wrap and packing peanuts to find them.

On the reals

The Titanic compared to a modern day Cruse liner

Conspiracy dog suspects a conspiracy

zuccing

I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School.

When I talked about babies two days ago and today you see advertisements of diapers on my phone:

15. Our spelling.

My sister is a single mother of 3. Yesterday I found this in her kitchen, which is a pretty perfect representation of her life.

Pear rear

“Why is Facebook spying on me?”

Anon wants his son back

Repost, but so very true. Gets me every time

Still the best meme on the internet

Evolution

Rent prices visualized onto a map.

Noah, original Pokemon Master

Ok, I admit it. You got me.

We decided to embarrass our daughter at the airport after 3 months away.

zucc.exe has been interrupted

Oh, crap...