Weird rules

My son is 7 days old and in the NICU. I got to hold him and read to him for the first time. You can almost hear the “Ugh. Dad. Stopppp”

My anaconda don't want none unless you got bonz, hun

Poor Malfoy

My fiancé just sent me this

Every grandparent's computer

It’s a real lion

I guess it wasn't declassified after all

I sometimes like to mess with my wife's decor

I hear ya, Target employee. I hear ya loud and clear.

would explain how they got Lost In Space

Missing cat spotted...next to its own missing cat poster

Best autograph ever!

New Facebook Logo after Data Leak

Aromatherapy

That poor 15 year old escort

Happy wedding shower, Jana. Love the sign!

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears

Gotta get me that miami vice look

Ur dying

Started rewatching Gravity Falls and noticed another genius easteregg

HMMMMMMM...

2018 Rapper

i have done.

by Mennan

Happy weekend everyone

The Memories.

Keeping the trend going

Poor Harry

Imma take a mulligan on that one.

"On that day he fought 6...maybe 7 babies...totally nude...and saved the town"

In the dark recesses of my black soul, I’ll tell you h’what.

Avengers 90s style

And now my son, I give you the power of levitation.

I don’t think that’s right, but I don’t know enough about mushrooms to dispute it

Brians not bombs

It's all about the wording.

When you don't want to go anywhere but you promised

This tip jar

Someone's been listening.

KONO DIO DA

Exercise Chart

The level of "minding my own business" I'm on right now.

Just driving around town and saw this...

There’s a folder for every occasion...

"well there goes the animation budget."

This should be on every menu

Creative advertising

Vaccines will now be called preservatives.

What the hell is going on!

Your hard work always pays off, even if you you directly see the results

Privacy in 2018

some good people left in this crazy world

Saw the directions on my Chemistry Worksheet and couldn't resist

My favorite day, said Pooh

A Quiet Office

IQ: OVER 9000!!

Ryan Reynolds being a legend in fbook as usual

Hitting that second wind

Bit of dark humour

I heard the term “prima donna” in a movie. I was not familiar with the term so I Googled “premadonna”. I feel stupid...

He Fisted Hard

Un-bowl-ievable!

When you're a metal fan but also love dogs

I'm so happy for them!

Wouah

I was groomsman at a friends wedding and the photos just came back. I’d forgotten about this photobomb. The photographer was in tears laughing. This is from pre-wedding.

Found this while going through my phone

BAD rock! Down boy!

Durex' post on Facebook!

Painful Lego

uuuuh next step?

YOU WON'T BELIEVE

Highly Accurate

Calculas

*music stop*

People finding all these small and cute things, and here I am finding the worlds smallest toilet.

high tech

Damn News

What a legend couldn't handle.

difficult choice

That’s an... intersting sign!

Even Netflix knows

Nice motorboat you got there

Bamboozled

Very nice

The polite pangolin.

9 months later.....

Jesus goes...

Well that’s one way to do it

I'll never eat these again

Looks conclusive to me, guess that's settled

M E T A

Good work boss man

Cat Earth Theory

Stank

My friend had her first period at a water park, and her German friend made her bag

They were so close

With extra pupperoni, kid.

what.. did you just.. SAY!?