"I'll take a glass of water, and DRINK it!"

My 9yr old left a surprise for my wife. Scaring the shit out of her when she checked the rear view. Kids....

Drawing a rat is easy

Yuri Gagarin, first cosmonaut

End me.

Oh kids...

Meanwhile, back at the small French village...

Cat in safe hands.

And thus began the greatest adventure ever told

byrb

If I were a psychiatrist, I'd give these away in order to drum up business.

Employee bathroom at Amazon

It’s horrifying

Damn it Eel!!

me at my psychiatrists appointment lying about everything

Coincidence!? I think not

The world is about to change, guys.

When you only have bobs

It would be a real ***ing shame!!

3 years at art school, perfection.

My 2-yr old figured out how to go cross-eyed and now does it in Every. Damn. Picture.

Well, he tried...

I think my 8 Ball is broken.

Can I get a sample?

San Jose Sharks stepping up their towel game.

Coca-Cola's marketing team did the math for us!

And if you squint real hard, it resembles loss

Harry Potter and the Chamber of War

transit

Yesterday was my birthday so i threw myself a party

I can’t decide which one is my favorite.

Tub Sutra: The art of co-bathing

Need that pocket change for the grand kids

Surely not?

Saw this at work and it’s technically correct.

Every SoundCloud Rapper before the Face Tattoos

Hard day at work

ah I see

A bull dropkicking and teabagging a man with a ponytail. The internet is a wonderful place.

Witch Hunt.

American ghost

runs in the family

Wait... What? How do you manage to do that?

so sad

Cruisin'

Is this WW3?

Dark side selfies

Is that little guy doing a fist pump?

heh

Definitely a Mega Bite

“Hey Bert”

[Worried Laughter]

[loud noises]

You son of a ***!

What kind of leaf?

Poor Taste?

There's always such a person

That's going to cost you an arm and a leg

Dating is hard for everyone

Gotta hold it in!

Sadness

How would he do it?

The only photo to ever make me want to have a child.

A guy at my University in Canada walking to class

When you start boycotting all cable news.

saw this on Grattan Bridge in Dublin

This is what the poster SHOULD look like

How to use a deer

Wudder

Lets chill today!

Got dem testin' supplies, holla

Someone didn’t think about this ad placement

[F5]

Assert your dominance

If only I had a dime for everytime my gf says she is not hungry.

Hold on Carol

The feeling when you start falling off a sofa but you can't bother to do anything about it

Whatcha got there bud...

This weeks forecast...

soundtrack

Just for $4.95

It's just a prank, brah

probably true

He turned himself in

And you must suffer in silence

Drugs

Hopefully Mitch Hedberg is alive and well in an alternate universe

Worst 20 minutes of my life.

Why ?

The smaller internet

That dude's going places

Oregano

!!!!!!

B-GON

Ronda Arouse Me

Monday's may suck but at least I get to sleep in a little

Seriously some people at the gym have no brain

They know their target market

this has nothing to do with communism

One lousy piece of bread and now everybody wants the WiFi password