Proper Urinal Etiquette ...assuming the door is on the right.

Everybody’s got their thing

Mário knows....

How dare you make such nasty assumptions!

Oh crap I'm guilty

Ask your vet if your heart is healthy enough...

Mustache clock

Papa’s New TV Remote Control

6 year old daughter slid this under the bathroom door. Good to know I’m cared for even when I’m sitting on the toilet

Saw this today in Prague!

Earth Day

Miss me with that gay ***

Needed new screwdriver. Packaging requires screwdriver in order to open

:thinking:

Okk....

a big decision was made here today

The local dealers getting real sneaky

A crow stole 100 bucks from these guys.

Keep on going

I seem to remember this scene a bit differently

Quick and onto the point

The hamburglar strikes again!

Happy Earth Day!

When you have a hot date at 9 but you also have a Dungeons and Dragons meetup at 10.

Cattos are graceful creatures

Ok, who ate all the Lucky Charms?

:thinking:

:thinking:

Aahhaaaa

Just got a lock with a combo I will NEVER FORGET

My 9 hour work day

Wonder what Daisy is doing

"I love to sing-a About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a"

I just want to park.

I have successfully infiltrated the enemy

Tommy Chong on 4/22

Bravo, I found him.

Hurr Durr I'm A Babe

Do you even fetch, bro?

The Ultimate Defense

Traveling with 3 years old son, he thinks that thing is trying to eat the plane...

I saw your checks to your ex-wife. These are the check my wife has to write :)

Sign of the night at our season ender alumni game

Reasons I don't talk much...

I risk it all

Spotted on my way home from work

Definitely Report That.

Mikeorganisciak.com

Maybe I should have been more specific.

when you‘re drunk at prom

The Butt Meaning

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Police in Prince Edward Island had a sense of humour about 420

The Field Museum in Chicago used the most fabulous unit of measure I’ve ever seen to describe their new dinosaur

Me at 1am

The world's most useless clock

Hey mom, they have your movie!

Submitted the wrong essay

A Chinese food place had this posted on the front window

He knew how to have fun

Leave the plants alone :)

They be like

Classical purple nurple

It’s a vicious cycle.

I'm not sure if I own a dog or a majestic chupacabra with a weave.

Science

A nice place, except for the Saturday earthquakes.

This Steve Buscemi cat

Sir Cancerlot

Every. Night.

Cable company is a dick!

T H I C C K

Don't Loose Your Pen Calculation Proof

"That's XCOM baby!"

WTF, I am so scared right now

So smug

It’s a hard life to lead when burdened with math

Who’s it gonna be bois

For those who have to change it, may the force be with you

Speech 100

Stay petty, my friends.

This made me laugh so hard...

Fan art

Paying Attention

I'm So Ready

South Park may have posted the best 4/20 pic from yesterday

What one is better

Finally living my best life

Vinyl

:thinking:

A sign at a coffee shop in Franschhoek

Clickbait...

Trolling in the deep

Boy, are you big enough?

Humorous Antisocial Tattoo

When you transmutate your son into a dog, but forget that he is retarded

How To Yell

My state has a town that makes 50% of it's revenue from a speed trap. Google made the mistake of visiting it.

Totally baked.

Sign in front of my local tattoo shop