The early bird gets the worm??

"Comcast Technical, how may I help you?"

As I stood in the backyard I couldn't shake the feeling that I was being watched...

Fan got a 1 year ban from the stadium so decides to rent a crane to watch the game

When you lied on your resume about having previous sheepdog experience

So many knees...

Sounds like I need to give that a try...

Get the difference right.

You were warned lol

Sometimes Burlington Coat Factory really comes through!

Y e s

Pieta (1600) Museo Nazionale di Capodimonte, Naples. By Annibale Carracci.

I guess E

I Forget to Close Lid

I saw a post on these, they truly are life savers. I was at a doctors appointment with a headache and they were blasting the T.V. Plug one in and it was finally quiet. As I said life savers

good mood

Now that’s inconvenient

Wish I had a dad like this

The Usual Suspects

Someone got the wrong car while I was at someone's first communion mass lol

I found a new bookstore today

This bowling alley ad better chill...

Strictly professional data

Sorry, that must be hurt.

My cousin’s legs after a day in the sun in ripped jeans

Origin of the word Boob.

The difference 2 decades makes

Ka-Chow

Downward dog.

In Mexico we have handicap... Stairs?

I shall call him

My suspicious cheeto turns 6 today.

I know all the dads can't wait to turn these bad boys green this mowing season.

Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.

My nephew’s shirt is wearing out.

This elevator is out of service.

The sequel nobody wants...

I honestly thought that was a paw.

*picks up crying baby*

I love bathroom graffiti.

The story of my life

examination fun

Anon is tall

Finally found another LMFAO fan in my Asian country

Spacing matters

Saturday night got me pumpin’!

My kind of doormat

Puppy derped out and I don't know what to do

No attitude

One of the funniest pictures I've seen

quick and effective

Its that time of year.

bodybuilders lol

"Suit Up!"

Authentic Signature

Wazaaaa

Today i Saw Duck at Walmart

I'm catman!

know your place

We have a winner!

knock this down you little shits!

Googled grandpa Ironman and i was not disappointed

What kind of science is this

My friend saw this pic of me and my girl and thought..

This coconut water with an attitude

Voices in my head

that's enough proof for me

Feeling rn!

Undercover police officer looking for drug dealers at a student party

Hey, at least they're learning :v

My husband surprised me with an embarrassing sign.......

Whoa, occupied!

Lasagna thief.

its a me

Anon uses his computer

Count Meowcula

"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history"

GF is a little punny

Wiping your ass in the jungle.

switcheroo

Summer Grill

this is why I winter

Mom... Dad.... Am I adopted?

The goodest of boys

Meanwhile, in china...

Classic Dave.

Futurama never held back on dark jokes

"I am built like a log, so all my characters will be too"

Doggo does what he wants

My favorite art movement

Longcat

Pikachu's prehensile tongue.

Shit weed

Imagination is Everything !!!

>sparkling water

Sponsored by Jello

you say tomato, i say bradley

Its wednesday dog

Legend has it he’s still waiting

haha YES