Futurama never held back on dark jokes

"I am built like a log, so all my characters will be too"

Doggo does what he wants

My favorite art movement

Longcat

Pikachu's prehensile tongue.

Shit weed

Imagination is Everything !!!

>sparkling water

Sponsored by Jello

you say tomato, i say bradley

Its wednesday dog

Legend has it he’s still waiting

haha YES

It's over Anakin

he really done it this time smh

Well shit

Going out for a jog

I think I'll be a much better shitposter with these on...

My kind of bus

:notlikethis:

Because they look totally the same!

Everyone has a dream.

I can't believe it either

Zoom and enhance cliche

My favorite super hero

Two types of restaurant service

@Tacos

Pizza dream comes true

It happened

My bread dough looks like that kid from Stranger Things!

I'm sure it gonna be different this time

My favorite book from my childhood

Maybe a mix of both?

I heard this kid yelling for his dad at Lowe’s, I went looking for him and.....

What knife?

Umm.. what

My sister brought a painted feather she got from Honduras home. I replaced it with a painting I made to see how long it would take her to catch on.

Wonder if anyone actually changed his mind

88 in a 25.....

And walking was invented by Christopher Walken

kim

We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the game.

Asian problems

My girl always gives me the best gifts to let me know she cares.

"Sorry, that was a strange thing to draw"

I'm running for the Green Party in the Local Council Elections. Bet you can't guess which one I am.

My friend works for a hot tub company, the CEO was friends with Leslie Nielsen

4 years ago my cousin moved from Madison, WI to Raleigh, NC and made the track team

It started with him.

At least he’s come to terms with it.

Stink bomb

Save the world fap by fap

Infinity War

heh

We decided to go through our 5th graders search history...

Classroom seating

Saw this at a pharmaceutical shop.

May God bless him.......

Beavers

Ah, I see you are a man of intellect as well.

Dogmeat found something

*Nervous smile*

Greatest Craigslist Ad of All Time

Bearseye?

Thanks Jod

Can we stop putting children on leashes.

The joy of a smoothie after a bear attack

Almost had it

So Facebook reminded that I posted this picture 5 years ago today. On the exact same day the peace treaty is being signed by North & South Korea. The coincidence is killing me.

Well...okay.

Understeer vs Oversteer

Conan at the DMZ

Ohh boy !

west

All new Men In Black

Dress of the year award goes to ..

On this day in 2010 I was fired via email. This is that email.

Wait. I thought I was The Barnacle?

Eggs anyone?

:notlikethis:

Omg Steve Irwin

Credits: Safely Endangered

am a good boi

The Spiderman meme is real!

He came back with that real quick

Dammit Daniel

Knock on Wood

The kids were told to dress like they were 100 years old for their 100th day of school so my son got a haircut.

:thinking:

IN TODAYS EPISODE OF THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH

Experiments whis glasses

Prince William. It's all about point of view.

Fruity pebble

Lost Child Announcement

Who else has this problem at home ?

Being out of wok can be depressing.

Dark Chyna

Elizabeth Olsen's Marilyn Monroe moment

Like a bro