I'm running for the Green Party in the Local Council Elections. Bet you can't guess which one I am.

My friend works for a hot tub company, the CEO was friends with Leslie Nielsen

4 years ago my cousin moved from Madison, WI to Raleigh, NC and made the track team

It started with him.

At least he’s come to terms with it.

Stink bomb

Save the world fap by fap

Infinity War

heh

We decided to go through our 5th graders search history...

Classroom seating

Saw this at a pharmaceutical shop.

May God bless him.......

Beavers

Ah, I see you are a man of intellect as well.

Dogmeat found something

*Nervous smile*

Greatest Craigslist Ad of All Time

Bearseye?

Thanks Jod

Can we stop putting children on leashes.

The joy of a smoothie after a bear attack

Almost had it

So Facebook reminded that I posted this picture 5 years ago today. On the exact same day the peace treaty is being signed by North & South Korea. The coincidence is killing me.

Well...okay.

Understeer vs Oversteer

Conan at the DMZ

Ohh boy !

west

All new Men In Black

Dress of the year award goes to ..

On this day in 2010 I was fired via email. This is that email.

Wait. I thought I was The Barnacle?

Eggs anyone?

:notlikethis:

Omg Steve Irwin

Credits: Safely Endangered

am a good boi

The Spiderman meme is real!

He came back with that real quick

Dammit Daniel

Knock on Wood

The kids were told to dress like they were 100 years old for their 100th day of school so my son got a haircut.

:thinking:

IN TODAYS EPISODE OF THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH

Experiments whis glasses

Prince William. It's all about point of view.

Fruity pebble

Lost Child Announcement

Who else has this problem at home ?

Being out of wok can be depressing.

Dark Chyna

Elizabeth Olsen's Marilyn Monroe moment

Like a bro

I excel at excel

Anon gets roasted

Happy Asian gay couple with their children <3

Ain't that true............

Rammstein Programing

When the boss comes in and you're "working" on an important project.

Simplified English

Deadpool 2 Official Poster

There is always room for jail-o

When vandals have a sense of humor

Bruh lol

john lemon

Sorry my state is years behind......

who

UN DOS TRES CUATRO

I would listen to him, the man created zorldo

shoutout to the dude who left immediately after ordering this drink

My friend's cat had surgery and now he has no pants

well....

Say what.

Decent costume,

YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Probably not what she expected he'd say.

I guess its free if theres no price tag

Sign at my work

I'm a hipster dumbass! We pretend to be stuff!

You already know where this is going...

I do agree with Alice

The scent of flagrant self-promotion.

When the car behind you honks and you look back and see this...

Definitely one of my favorite conversations from Austin Power

Imagine the pizza this came on

you only make this mistake once

This sign at my local church

Damn movie theatre prices

Don’t be like Bill

Only pain is real

Austin, TX Elementary School Attempt at Crowd Sourcing Ideas to Replace Currently Racist Name

My physics teacher is letting us straighten his hair before he shaves it for charity

Awe you guys made me Ink

The fuel light's on....

The onion getting cheeky today

Its been that kind of day

LOL Lunch break relaxation :P

Oh you delinquents

Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants talking to staff aboard Air Force One on a trip to Iowa, September 1984.