Sorry my state is years behind......

who

UN DOS TRES CUATRO

I would listen to him, the man created zorldo

shoutout to the dude who left immediately after ordering this drink

My friend's cat had surgery and now he has no pants

well....

Say what.

Decent costume,

YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Probably not what she expected he'd say.

I guess its free if theres no price tag

Sign at my work

I'm a hipster dumbass! We pretend to be stuff!

You already know where this is going...

I do agree with Alice

The scent of flagrant self-promotion.

When the car behind you honks and you look back and see this...

Definitely one of my favorite conversations from Austin Power

Imagine the pizza this came on

you only make this mistake once

This sign at my local church

Damn movie theatre prices

Don’t be like Bill

Only pain is real

Austin, TX Elementary School Attempt at Crowd Sourcing Ideas to Replace Currently Racist Name

My physics teacher is letting us straighten his hair before he shaves it for charity

Awe you guys made me Ink

The fuel light's on....

The onion getting cheeky today

Its been that kind of day

LOL Lunch break relaxation :P

Oh you delinquents

Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants talking to staff aboard Air Force One on a trip to Iowa, September 1984.

At the orthopaedist‘s office

Always serve Salem the business cat.

Terrifying... Yet Durable.

In the lights of the recent tweet storm.

Most accurate Celebrities Read Mean Tweets.

little dancing crab

Sasqwhere?

Not everyone has a Tony Stark budget.

Saw this in my dad’s office today... why?

Kitten facts

Can Lego be anymore weaponized?! My foot is crying!

Mortal Ennemies

Possibly the best photo I have ever taken of my cat.

shell shock

We love messing with the youngest guy in the office.

Why men shouldn't write advice columns

i hope it's a dog

sry for the lack of pixels

My 5 year old yells from the backyard, “My doll has a brown hair do!” Never expected this...

I love grading 1st grade worksheets

Can we get some love for these boys?

This Weather Rock in Regional NSW,Australia.

Mood ring

Ah yes, the Three Genders.

Hanging out in the neighbourhood

I'm sorry. Believe me i really am

It’s that time of year.

English people. So cultured. So eloquent.

My daughter asked me for a computer to watch you tube videos of dogs. I told her I have no money to buy it, she came out with her own solution to the problem:

Sometimes in life you do your very best but still get completely upstaged.

Don’t put ‘em down; lift them up!!!!

Checkmate flat- and round-earthers

When the man bun has come and gone...

Smile fades

My cat likes to attack me in the night, so I put a light in the hallway so I can see it coming.

Math is hard. Don't let it get you down

Anon is just sad

Adviceberg

FULL MOON

I’ll be damned. It worked. Heading to store now for air freshener and some silky soft toilet paper.

Gru spotted in the wild

Man needs his taco!

sEven days (thanks McTrump)

Oooooh...

Intelligence level very high!!!

My mom's pet mantis died, so she gave it a proper burial.

Blow the load then hit the road

Show me yer tits

Good times

:thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking:

Good luck to future historians understanding our culture

long man ep 1

Vegan lobster

oops

:thinking:

This ain't my first rodeo.

Seen this and had to share lol

How could i be mad after this?

This becomes more and more appropriate as time drags on...

Oh ok

E E

Your kid misbehaving? A barber in Atlanta believes he has a solution. He will publicly shame your misbehaving kid with an old man's haircut.

My wife is fat shaming me.

Buffy doesn't approve

Killin it with that CVS receipt

Police Department Shooting Range