Spam theft in Hawaii is real

The middle school band shirts !!

Welcome to the real world!

Because cattos

oh.

How I get my partner to remember to wear sunscreen at work.

you don't wanna take a shower, eh? are you sure?

Good. Good.

Them saucer eyes

Additional stars can be bought...

A professional mom

no title

The Last Stand

When you can't sleep

Make the sensei proud

So Moses doing hair now?

weᵉE

Cats <3

Im worried that they'll be pieces of the puzzle missing by the end

Real Cheese People.

Like father

My friend just sent me this.

How will we waste time in the apocalypse?

Explain E

When the 4th grade meets the 4th Amendment

I would say he deserves an A+

Started cry-laughing on my way out of the supermarket because of this

Me too again

Erotic Literature

The Inifinity Chancla

Sleep Mode

This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John.

Can you imagine wearing this?

So.. this just happened.

This Local tattoo studio has a sign at the reception counter...

newp

The more creativity you use, the more you have

^̧ᶻ̿ͧ͜ᵍ̩̰͂ͥ͂̋ᶠ̦͈̿̏͆̑ͧͬ͝⁽̛ͮ̍̌̿ ͕͓̝͓͔͎̙ͥᵀ͚͑̈́r*,

The perfect man does not exi-

Knee appalling tan

My wife made this for our friend who has Asthma... speechless...

Funky town up next

Actual Maintenance Problems Reported and their Solutions

I finally found shaggy

I see these cats every day on my way to the bus stop. Today this sign appeared....

Don't like trucks?

Beware Door knockers !

How my wife opens things

Don't you question my masculinity

This is how you tweet

Y e s

A charity I can get behind.

When you finally get the courage to ask out that girl from sign language class...

I just made you a bowl of cookies 'n cream

Uppercut!!

Why I never thought about this !!

Now we’re asking the real questions.

Deciding who to wife

Guilty!

The center of attention

The early bird gets the worm??

"Comcast Technical, how may I help you?"

As I stood in the backyard I couldn't shake the feeling that I was being watched...

Fan got a 1 year ban from the stadium so decides to rent a crane to watch the game

When you lied on your resume about having previous sheepdog experience

So many knees...

Sounds like I need to give that a try...

Get the difference right.

You were warned lol

Sometimes Burlington Coat Factory really comes through!

Y e s

Pieta (1600) Museo Nazionale di Capodimonte, Naples. By Annibale Carracci.

I guess E

I Forget to Close Lid

I saw a post on these, they truly are life savers. I was at a doctors appointment with a headache and they were blasting the T.V. Plug one in and it was finally quiet. As I said life savers

good mood

Now that’s inconvenient

Wish I had a dad like this

The Usual Suspects

Someone got the wrong car while I was at someone's first communion mass lol

I found a new bookstore today

This bowling alley ad better chill...

Strictly professional data

Sorry, that must be hurt.

My cousin’s legs after a day in the sun in ripped jeans

Origin of the word Boob.

The difference 2 decades makes

Ka-Chow

Downward dog.

In Mexico we have handicap... Stairs?

I shall call him

My suspicious cheeto turns 6 today.

I know all the dads can't wait to turn these bad boys green this mowing season.

Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.

My nephew’s shirt is wearing out.

This elevator is out of service.

The sequel nobody wants...

I honestly thought that was a paw.

*picks up crying baby*

I love bathroom graffiti.