It puts the sprinkles on the cone…

The marketing folks at ALDI are gods.

Infinity wars is the greatest crossover of all ti....

Delilah wasn't as amused as I was

so that's why my hand smelled funny

Aw the struggle

There’s no fish.

I love this picture. That is all.

Dog owners know the feeling

Bit of a shitty situation

It's Been 6 Years And Still My Favourite Review On Amazon

This one really cracked me up

Dead & alive

3 money good

Zombies packing heavy artillery.

If it exists, there is steamed hams of it

number 80's

big bird

Dentist has this hanging in waiting room.

Lego Hugelol

doppelganger.

Not worth going to p̷ur҉g͢a͟tor͝y for a Bepis

The "Atheist" answers on Quora are a gift that keeps on giving.

HA GOT EM

rofl

THEY COMETH

Yupp

doggo

Ever *** up so bad you had to mop rain?

Wish that was me

For the Greater Good..

That’s ma boi

CRUNCH

The grand finale

Dammn

Caught a rare occurrence

BEWARE OF THE G R A B B E R

AGE OF SLAVS

All the time

read this

In honor of National Bugs Bunny day.

The Rock has the best instagram feed

That puzzled, seal-ly face tho

Comcast uses Comcast too

Can’t say that about the son

See daffy was smart too.

Platypus

$630 million worldwide in 3 days, and Infinity War has yet to open in China

Fantastic Mr. Kim

Dammit Grant...

They judge you

The life of the younger sibling...

Best action shot I’ve gotten

Fish dicks and fentanyl

Better pay up.

My downtown church puts out a water bowl for all animals to enjoy...all except one.

Such a bunch of haters

Zoo exhibits these days

Just a friendly reminder from Canada.

Probably a -75% sale on Steam anyways

Underlying overlords

My breasts were really nice.

Spam theft in Hawaii is real

The middle school band shirts !!

Welcome to the real world!

Because cattos

oh.

How I get my partner to remember to wear sunscreen at work.

you don't wanna take a shower, eh? are you sure?

Good. Good.

Them saucer eyes

Additional stars can be bought...

A professional mom

no title

The Last Stand

When you can't sleep

Make the sensei proud

So Moses doing hair now?

weᵉE

Cats <3

Im worried that they'll be pieces of the puzzle missing by the end

Real Cheese People.

Like father

My friend just sent me this.

How will we waste time in the apocalypse?

Explain E

When the 4th grade meets the 4th Amendment

I would say he deserves an A+

Started cry-laughing on my way out of the supermarket because of this

Me too again

Erotic Literature

The Inifinity Chancla

Sleep Mode

This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John.

Can you imagine wearing this?

So.. this just happened.

This Local tattoo studio has a sign at the reception counter...

newp

The more creativity you use, the more you have

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