I’m a secretary on a hospital unit today, we’ll see how long I can do this.

Dogs : Then vs Now

To make things clear.

Don’t let your dreams be dreams.

Dwayne “The Bach” Johnson

Where the pizza cuts itself

I love messing with Craigslist Scammers. They offer to purchase my items with fake checks, so I have them send me fake checks.

Something's not right..

Bruno you tease

Would take this to my ex's wedding party.

Waiting for the professor to post your grade but you already know you failed

I like this Airport Terminal so much that I took a photo of myself in line waiting for my plane.

A cause I can support

Part 1 : AWAKEN MY SHITPOSTERS

Not for weak hearts

What's red, bubbly and taps on glass?

Striking Resemblance

Resovolution

Transformation Tuesday...

One way to make sure parents keep their children with them

You got me there

Disable your adblock

You haven't eaten pizza until....

Must have been watching CSI

The Doctor doesn’t do guns

Meta même from the future

Dominoes delivery instructions for the win

Lumber Jack

I'm Ned and I'm Bed

Beautiful sce-

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Hippo Jokes

You wouldn't pirate a house

Rethinking Taxonomy

My friend texted me today with what I like to call... evil brilliance!

Important lessons about laundry and life

Finally know the founding fathers true intentions

Better start hidin' boy

انا انا

Aussie’s dogs ain’t vegans bois!

Still got the cancers

WHO’S THE FATHER SHELLY?

My Dad asked his accountant brother to help with his taxes...

Drake is going hands-free in Austin...

I don't see a downside

When the drugs start wearing off and you realize what you've done...

They forgot the ad that appears over the whole screen.

I was disappointed only a few people got my shirt at a recent 5k.

Parents make mistakes too.

Arrrrr!

Im gonna make everyone gay now

My grandma thought this was hilarious

What is this sorcery??

L o S S

Dying on vacation like

.... I gotta go

:notlikethis:

:notlikethis:

Anon is so autistic that it hurts

What's new?

Sorry that was a strange thing to ask

You laugh, you go to hell.

This cat just loves to dance

I went to the zoo but the Rhino was tired.

This puppy small enough to get through the fence bars. I guess a spoon is cheaper than change the whole fence.

Where is it

Normiᴱ

Coyote Activity Warning

A Cute Boy

The Flat Earther’s Atlas statue

How the little brother names the Netflix

:thinking:

Time To Work Out

The better father figure!

loli > FBI

edge

Sex Machine

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The joy of the 90s

They don't understand

Lord Buckethead is The One True Saviour

The future is now

A minor setback

Something seems familiar about this

It puts the sprinkles on the cone…

The marketing folks at ALDI are gods.

Infinity wars is the greatest crossover of all ti....

Delilah wasn't as amused as I was

so that's why my hand smelled funny

Aw the struggle

There’s no fish.

I love this picture. That is all.

Dog owners know the feeling

Bit of a shitty situation

It's Been 6 Years And Still My Favourite Review On Amazon

This one really cracked me up

Dead & alive

3 money good

Zombies packing heavy artillery.

If it exists, there is steamed hams of it