My fiancee doesn't think I'm funny

My niece got sick at school and her friends made her this card

Clown Jokes

"Here is a drawing. It was drawn with pen on a piece of paper by a person and it is here now. End of description."

My boss and I get along

Best Amazon review ever...

A bird hit a window at my college, i watched after it for a friend and this happens.

CYKA BLIAT

The cheesiest pun

I think the 2nd listed feature of this Samsung camera is the highlight of the product.

My kid and dogs might be about to drop the hottest rap album of the year?

Ouch

If found drunk...

Fork knife

hoMEOWner

Best THANOS Cosplay

Weather in Wisconsin

Some kids in my hometown are really cotton some pagan practices.

My uncle on a business trip in France

Well this was false advertising

Destiny shall prevail.

South Park Always Knows

[Eurobeat Intensifies]

Proof the Egyptians had discovered plastic.

No weapon formed against you shall prosper, NOT even birth control!

Goblout

ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ seven ₕₑₗₗₛ

Best Lara Croft cosplay!

Nutritious

The human body is a weird thing

Guy selling “camo” shirt on my local Facebook marketplace

The Simpsons vs. South Park

Might be a bit too small

Filters...

But that's not his super power.

what's cooler than cool

Relatable

Alternatively you can buy some death stick for 5 credits

Relatable

Enjoy some shitty (half) OC

The God of carrots

Oh boy..

Tell me where do we draw the line...???

:notlikethis:

Squad assemble!

Kanye West be like...

Currently $3.64 just waiting for $4 like....

Jesse, its time to cook!

Am...am I supposed to *** the strawberries?

today of all days

Fallout Neutron

>having dignity

This is a PSA

Bros before Hoes.

Sign at a Strip Club in Tucson, Az during the current Teachers Strike for higher pay wages.

Watch out, atheists.

Bob Saget with the important questions

He's being choked in the image lmao

That’s some shit

My girlfriend found this bumper sticker in a parking lot today

Don't do drugs!

When ya hold me in your arms, so tight. You let me know, everything's all right.

The ultimate torture for baby boomers

Anyone lose a cat? We decided to give it a bath in the meantime as she looked pretty dirty.

The science teacher said my project could be on whatever I wanted...

Not so much!

If you're ever confused about the scientific nouns for groups of animals, simply refer to this picture.

yes

Stay safe!

HuEhUe

Hello There

trumpet man

A confession to a friend.

A true coincidence

This teacher’s been a teacher before

Congratulations Disney, from Disney

Why does this font still exist?

Frog parking?

Basic LOL

Just missing Warner

What kind of math is this?

I think the coyote is coming out of retirement.

heh

zzzzz

Flat is justice anyway

:notlikethis:

Always obey the road signs

I saw this chick on Judge Judy who didn't know she was Garth from Wayne's World.

Dwayne “The Doc” Johnson

I spent a whole hour on this

Impressive

anon is a scientist

power

Just a reminder that Mother’s Day is coming up..

Its pissing rain in Colorado today

Posted at my non-American coworker’s desk. We here in the US are a confusing bunch.

Z U C C

Looking forward to Cars 4 with Lightning McMeth

E.T. Never Got Home!

be contained