LAPD: Basically don’t call us about coyotes.

You know what this place needs?

sniff

Nightvision Gameshow

Savage

I’d be an expert...

Should've told him his mom reads plato

True Warrior !!

French Bowling

These bathroom doors.

I'm sorry I can't live up to this.

Trash but hey at least its OC

This guy on Rodeo Drive

That's how he turned out to be 6'6" and Black.

When a sign gotta go pee

Finished my Infinity Gauntlet for my next cosplay

Dominos app: Pizza out for delivery. Me :

Reasons Why I Cite My Sources

No quantum physics thanks

Anon meets a girl online

The League was so underrated.

What would you do?

Good advice

hopscotch is my favorite game...

Kansas City really lets tourists have a good time

First night of marriage as a devout christian

Because shes the...

Girlfriend's dad thought he would treat his daughters dog to a new name tag.

literally

This happens to everything I make anyway.

My roommate had a less than pleasant time at dinner this weekend.

You had me at free beer

How To Prepare Your Guinea Pig For Battle

Michael. This isn't a ***ing place for jokes.

pregrenanant titan moms

Ma, I come to bargain~

Honest Folgers Slogan

How cursed can one image be?

Gee I’ma tree.

Even Saudi Arabia is gender neutral.

There's a story behind every warning

How to get first place in a science fair caw caw.

In a video game, There would be a secret room behind here.

(Goodbye blue sky)

Anon's brother isn't smart

Something about Ash’s mum forcing Mr Mime to sit on the floor and eat out of a dog bowl makes me uneasy

hah

EEE

shots fired

Australian Spider Chart

You have been warned

How to make your daughter popular at school!

water

bye

no need

i see a toy...

How to show you truly care

what it feels like to finally gradutes...

Infinity Stones and

Providing for the family

ironic.mp4

lfor

Rastafarian printer

Majestic raccoon elegantly plays water harp

Oh yea? Well *** you too Broccoli

When an anime is not subbed

Saw this a few years back thought you guys would like it.

Human nature

What happens when I tell people I'm color blind

My brother just turned 36. His wife has a great sense of humor.

At $75 a person, the hors d'oeuvres at my mother's retirement party were the pinnacle of class.

Left in the photo-booth at skyzone in Lancaster, PA.

When the photo angle is just reich.

Found in a dollar store

Any hairdressers in the area?

NO!

Honest Benadryl Ad

For England, James?!

I photoshopped my gecko on the moon. thought it was pretty cute and funny

I'm On My Way!

Been in that rabbit costume a couple times

Let's ban stuff in a parade about being open-minded

"You can't just sit there playing that video game the rest of your life!" Challenge accepted

My girlfriend drunkenly bought our dog a collar with a matching friendship bracelet for herself

It's stupid, I spent way too much time on it. It's probably not funny. But I like to sing "day spa cheeto" in place of "Despacito" so I drew this up based on my that.

When you run out of reasons to drink.

I giggled a bit

My wife spent 2 weeks in Peru teaching women entrepreneur workshops and surfing. Me and the kids made signs for her return.

It definitely looks like a toaster

When this post will not get that many upvotes because there were already too many of them

Beyoncé should’ve taught her I want to see that.

Pleasure room

NotLikeThis

Possibly the best product ever made

Just what I needed to see in my life

V-Sauce here

One more

Baited

Might be a hitman

Everyone's immediate thought as soon as they heard Elon Musk was starting a candy company