The Darkest Timeline

Thought I looked cute in this selfie, I might delete later though

I did this in class yesterday, are these still popular?

Don't worry, it will be fine

It’s finger lickin’ good

The terms and conditions for the “Not-a-Flamethrower

heh

It's just that stupid...

Start growing

Unlimited bread sticks and reheated soup

Yes it is

GIVE ME SPIDER-MAN

If everyone is special, no one is.

A dish best served warm

nice

Person on toilet. Of course.

Has Capitalism gone too far???

Not the haircut we deserved but the haircut we needed

Oh great, boneless!!!

Sing along

You just gotta have faith!

Dem brits

I have seen many creative ways to indicate the Mens and Womens bathrooms but this one left me speechless...

Treasure those days, then won't return

Hi oh.........

Well that makes sense...........

Tom picks the best onions!

Me: what you in for? Him: stealing candy bars

Fony Playstation

When someone treats you to watch it..

Best. Playground. Ever.

What my mother wrote to excuse my sister’s tardiness.

The naked truth about sex partners in 2018

These 5 Gum dares are getting pretty intense...

hue

Another young actor’s life destroyed by drugs and alcohol.

To be fair, it's what most of us use our mobile phones for.

The ring.

Don't feel so dumb.

What's your favorite line from Black Panther?

I thought this was a high quality photo of a chicken strip. Turns out to be a cloud of smoke from a volcano in Hawaii.

How to react to dangerous animals

Our dog was groomed today and when I told my husband “He looks like one of the Beatles” he made this image for me.

"we"

Great now I have to fetch a ***ing flute

Police dog after sniffing drugs all day

No match for me

I love this meme format, please don't let it die

This had to be done

D E N I E D

[...] -Anon, 2006

homerica

It really do be like that sometimes

Sorry that was a strange thing to ask

I'm sorry I thought this was america!

No, you don't get to choose

Would buy. 10/10

A new way to describe pain at my doctors

The passion of the adulterer

I dont know about you, but I only drink milk from living cows.

Speed won’t go any lower!

The Wonders of Yeast

YAHOOO!

Check out my hot new romper.

I feel like this has a little something for everyone

"I always feel like somebody's watching me..."

No shopping cart is safe

I just want that colon smell all over me

Can you use this downstairs?

Baby Looks More Like Ed Sheeran Than Ed Sheeran

College majors translated

***boy moderator special!

2019 goals

gottum

Alright, that's one that made me laught the most

Door pants.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

0 - 0

GAHHH

Gotta pump those numbers up for a gender-equal world

Lifelike

oh no

Koda

this was funnier in my head

tears of joy

big enough?

Just pickin up some groceries

My siblings and I recreated this photo from our youth. Circa 91

help

Things that make me anxious

It is a valid strategy

One last trick up his sleeve...

Oonz oonz

This is a good deal guys

An e-mail from one of my university lecturers this morning. I don’t think he likes paper.

Heard a noise. Clicked on the light. Saw this. My new kitten. That's normal and non scary, right?

Let me ask you a question...

Oh BABY!

T O U G H

I didn't make that comment