This is bonfire now
Panic sinks in
Let my four-year-old play with my old toys - came back to find Vader chillin' like a villain on top of the AT-AT
I feel like I should help her find the manager..
720p vs 1080p vs 1080i vs 4K
The Land Before Time.
Is there something wrong?
Now I don't feel so bad
When it’s Mother’s Day but the streets raised you
Home Depot when I don't need help vs. Home Depot when I do need help
Missed my Master’s graduation because of Aerosinusitis and rushed to emergency room. Here’s my dad handing me my insurance papers pretending to graduate me.
Ive been there dude. Me too.
College students can feel the struggle
Honey, Put it down.
New levels of relationship
Satellite uplink enabled.
An actual sign at an ice cream shop I visited. I asked if they were serious about it. They are.
I Love Optical Illusions !!!
Humanity is beautiful
Sending the wrong message
My Swedish friend teaching in China posing with his favorite student.
Every time I go anywhere
Just a trash raccoon doing trash raccoon things.
When you just sat down and someone calls your name
That would really suck.
Me every single time
Good website for study related problems
The Endless Cycle of Life
My wife says I need to grow up, but I couldn't stop laughing
Driving around town, and i see this.
The skill that I acquired
damn those chads are getting out of hand
Doctor Zoidberg's shoes.
A customer asked if he could show me a picture of his wife's 'pride and joy', and another of his 'kids.' This is what he pulled out of his wallet.
Nice ice breaker
I Think my dentist used to be bullied...
Find a woman who treats you like the prince you are
Well played Amber
I’m not feeling so good
Ayy baby, nice ass
A real strong female charater
That's my guy
I dont have a dog...
The good year
Learned a useless talent while visiting Orlando
Snoop dogg ain't even a dog
Shut the hell up Toby
HE DID IT FOR THE MEMES!
We need to have a talk
Congrats on a new Chandelier, Neighbour!
Z for Zucc
what a fascinating tale
Trolling the church
That time my town's entire police department remembered Mother's Day was coming up.
Buddy has a DUI check point in front of his house tonight
Pretty much sums up tv networks right now
Marketing truth bomb
Newcastle brown ale trolling Stella Artois perfectly
Thotos, the mad TITans
I think my girlfriends professor makes super suits on the side.
Sticks and stones...
Today was my last day at my current teaching job. A parent gave me this when they picked up their child.
Deadpool and Cable
My Godson's apology note...
Well, thats my daughters toy going in the bin. Can't believe I didn't notice earlier.
Yes, that's exactly what happened
A class of students were required to pick a Marvel character to embody within a resume and cover letter. This is what one student handed in.
Why is this a default setting, no one wants that
one small step for man...
Floor will never let you down
18 years of bad luck.
A fish wish
yes it is
One of the worst trade deals
What a romanric finding.
If you use Google Maps to look at Windsor Castle, the Street View person-icon turns into the Queen
So my Boring Company "Terms and Conditions" came in for my flame thrower...