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My GF moved into a new apartment a few weeks ago and today she graduated from college. I thought I’d get her a housewarming present now that her whole family is in town

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yes

Tinder Meets Liam Neeson

Wild corndogs

Easy

He calls it "Blue Steel"

This is so sad

Black Panther vs Blade

End of transaction.

He a teacher now

Rocket taking off...

His face at the end says it all

Birbs ranning

Parents done playing fool

That's why you shouldn't wear jeans with holes on sunny days.

Saving one life at a time

I think he has a quest for me

Anon also is autistic for thinking about this

Do you know that your fingerprint says something?

No one should have to wait 458 days for their ***ing LUGGAGE.

Sick but innovative

Sometimes it's the simplest Mother's Day cards that make the best cards...

I found a sidequest in my area!

Dude... look at this bowl, man.

Security

When you love to eat, but you’re picky

Throwback to when this actually got published on live televison

oWo

This is Russia

So terrible...

Robot Religion

Literally hate that people

OOOO!!!

One by one we will get there.

That apple pie was great tho!

Ice cream signals.

A... graveyard... is located...

As expected of RDJ

Yeah you better reconsider

america

hue

borealis

Whale

A for Affort

Dird

I still get corrected either way

Every upvote matters

My sister’s graduation cap

Walll

Perfect

I would eat it

Have you seen her Lega before because I haven't lol

Sharkymermaid

This is doggo

We are all barnacles on this blessed day

Best ice breaker of all time!

Hue

Oh no

Cat snacc

Which one is better?

Woke up

The things we do for tips

We got a twenty-three nineteen!

Florida, bull costume, spaghetti sauce

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Shrekposting

So much debt

Anyone else relate?

Last one, I promise. Maybe

Who needs a squad when you have internet points

It's hard meeting new people

Was hiking in the bush and found this - when random save points appear something terrible is about to happen, right...?

Real Pain

when employers want you to have 10 years of experience before you are 22

Is this a crossover episode ?

This is very true.

Groot rescue mission in progress

Is this a PCM ?

My 87 year old grandmother just would not stop talking about what a nice car this was.

But for real...

I’d hire him

We were supposed to be Batman and Robin. I guess he didn’t hear me.

Floating in the Keys

Why do we do this

Meanwhile, in West Virginia....

Polygon

Knocking is out of the question.

Everytime !!

Truly the gods smiled upon me this day

Google it

Classic Danforth

He deserves a treat!

Salsa : Cowboy Bebop

A real class act...

I guess treasure hunting hasn't been making her any money lately

The best sign I've seen all day

Solid advice for southerners driving on snow

Who else feels this way?