Anon also is autistic for thinking about this

Do you know that your fingerprint says something?

No one should have to wait 458 days for their ***ing LUGGAGE.

Sick but innovative

Sometimes it's the simplest Mother's Day cards that make the best cards...

I found a sidequest in my area!

Dude... look at this bowl, man.

Security

When you love to eat, but you’re picky

Throwback to when this actually got published on live televison

oWo

This is Russia

So terrible...

Robot Religion

Literally hate that people

OOOO!!!

One by one we will get there.

That apple pie was great tho!

Ice cream signals.

A... graveyard... is located...

As expected of RDJ

Yeah you better reconsider

america

hue

borealis

Whale

A for Affort

Dird

I still get corrected either way

Every upvote matters

My sister’s graduation cap

Walll

Perfect

I would eat it

Have you seen her Lega before because I haven't lol

Sharkymermaid

This is doggo

We are all barnacles on this blessed day

Best ice breaker of all time!

Hue

Oh no

Cat snacc

Which one is better?

Woke up

The things we do for tips

We got a twenty-three nineteen!

Florida, bull costume, spaghetti sauce

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Shrekposting

So much debt

Anyone else relate?

Last one, I promise. Maybe

Who needs a squad when you have internet points

It's hard meeting new people

Was hiking in the bush and found this - when random save points appear something terrible is about to happen, right...?

Real Pain

when employers want you to have 10 years of experience before you are 22

Is this a crossover episode ?

This is very true.

Groot rescue mission in progress

Is this a PCM ?

My 87 year old grandmother just would not stop talking about what a nice car this was.

But for real...

I’d hire him

We were supposed to be Batman and Robin. I guess he didn’t hear me.

Floating in the Keys

Why do we do this

Meanwhile, in West Virginia....

Polygon

Knocking is out of the question.

Everytime !!

Truly the gods smiled upon me this day

Google it

Classic Danforth

He deserves a treat!

Salsa : Cowboy Bebop

A real class act...

I guess treasure hunting hasn't been making her any money lately

The best sign I've seen all day

Solid advice for southerners driving on snow

Who else feels this way?

Choo Choo!

When the customer asks to speak to the manager but you are the manager

Pretty much every ticket selling website

Welcome weary traveler. To my shop.

My painted graduation cap

100% correct

Right in the feels

When you beat the system

Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.

My friend paid for a cab ride using mobile money, so the driver got her number. Next morning he started flirting with her on WhatsApp, and sent this to try to seal the deal

Lennon on Stage

Arrest in progress, shots taken!

Send NUDES ASAP or we start World War III..LOL

Becky lemme smash

Sho nuff

This is bonfire now

Panic sinks in

Let my four-year-old play with my old toys - came back to find Vader chillin' like a villain on top of the AT-AT

Simple meme