Pretty much every ticket selling website
Welcome weary traveler. To my shop.
My painted graduation cap
100% correct
Right in the feels
When you beat the system
Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.
My friend paid for a cab ride using mobile money, so the driver got her number. Next morning he started flirting with her on WhatsApp, and sent this to try to seal the deal
Lennon on Stage
Arrest in progress, shots taken!
Send NUDES ASAP or we start World War III..LOL
Becky lemme smash
Sho nuff
This is bonfire now
Panic sinks in
Let my four-year-old play with my old toys - came back to find Vader chillin' like a villain on top of the AT-AT
Simple meme
I feel like I should help her find the manager..
720p vs 1080p vs 1080i vs 4K
The Land Before Time.
Is there something wrong?
Now I don't feel so bad
When it’s Mother’s Day but the streets raised you
He's there....
Home Depot when I don't need help vs. Home Depot when I do need help
Missed my Master’s graduation because of Aerosinusitis and rushed to emergency room. Here’s my dad handing me my insurance papers pretending to graduate me.
Ive been there dude. Me too.
College students can feel the struggle
Goddamn dentists
Honey, Put it down.
New levels of relationship
Satellite uplink enabled.
An actual sign at an ice cream shop I visited. I asked if they were serious about it. They are.
tragic
I Love Optical Illusions !!!
Humanity is beautiful
Baby proofing
Sending the wrong message
My Swedish friend teaching in China posing with his favorite student.
Every time I go anywhere
Just a trash raccoon doing trash raccoon things.
When you just sat down and someone calls your name
That would really suck.
Me every single time
Good website for study related problems
Mario life.
Quest added
Psst....
The Endless Cycle of Life
theAter
My wife says I need to grow up, but I couldn't stop laughing
Driving around town, and i see this.
Rember... !
The skill that I acquired
damn those chads are getting out of hand
Doctor Zoidberg's shoes.
Bad neighbourhood
A customer asked if he could show me a picture of his wife's 'pride and joy', and another of his 'kids.' This is what he pulled out of his wallet.
Nice ice breaker
I Think my dentist used to be bullied...
Find a woman who treats you like the prince you are
Well played Amber
I’m not feeling so good
Lightweights
Lotters....
Ayy baby, nice ass
A real strong female charater
That's my guy
I dont have a dog...
The good year
Filled Domicile
Learned a useless talent while visiting Orlando
Snoop dogg ain't even a dog
Shut the hell up Toby
Too edgy?
HE DID IT FOR THE MEMES!
bones
slick
We need to have a talk
Elon Musk
Congrats on a new Chandelier, Neighbour!
Z for Zucc
what a fascinating tale
Trolling the church
That time my town's entire police department remembered Mother's Day was coming up.
Buddy has a DUI check point in front of his house tonight
Pretty much sums up tv networks right now
Marketing truth bomb
Newcastle brown ale trolling Stella Artois perfectly
advice
Thotos, the mad TITans
I think my girlfriends professor makes super suits on the side.
Sticks and stones...
Two Men
Today was my last day at my current teaching job. A parent gave me this when they picked up their child.
Deadpool and Cable
My Godson's apology note...
Well, thats my daughters toy going in the bin. Can't believe I didn't notice earlier.
RIP peepee
Yes, that's exactly what happened