When you beat the system

Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.

My friend paid for a cab ride using mobile money, so the driver got her number. Next morning he started flirting with her on WhatsApp, and sent this to try to seal the deal

Lennon on Stage

Arrest in progress, shots taken!

Send NUDES ASAP or we start World War III..LOL

Becky lemme smash

Sho nuff

This is bonfire now

Panic sinks in

Let my four-year-old play with my old toys - came back to find Vader chillin' like a villain on top of the AT-AT

Simple meme

I feel like I should help her find the manager..

720p vs 1080p vs 1080i vs 4K

The Land Before Time.

Is there something wrong?

Now I don't feel so bad

When it’s Mother’s Day but the streets raised you

He's there....

Home Depot when I don't need help vs. Home Depot when I do need help

Missed my Master’s graduation because of Aerosinusitis and rushed to emergency room. Here’s my dad handing me my insurance papers pretending to graduate me.

Ive been there dude. Me too.

College students can feel the struggle

Goddamn dentists

Honey, Put it down.

New levels of relationship

Satellite uplink enabled.

An actual sign at an ice cream shop I visited. I asked if they were serious about it. They are.

tragic

I Love Optical Illusions !!!

Humanity is beautiful

Baby proofing

Sending the wrong message

My Swedish friend teaching in China posing with his favorite student.

Every time I go anywhere

Just a trash raccoon doing trash raccoon things.

When you just sat down and someone calls your name

That would really suck.

Me every single time

Good website for study related problems

Mario life.

Quest added

Psst....

The Endless Cycle of Life

theAter

My wife says I need to grow up, but I couldn't stop laughing

Driving around town, and i see this.

Rember... !

The skill that I acquired

damn those chads are getting out of hand

Doctor Zoidberg's shoes.

Bad neighbourhood

A customer asked if he could show me a picture of his wife's 'pride and joy', and another of his 'kids.' This is what he pulled out of his wallet.

Nice ice breaker

I Think my dentist used to be bullied...

Find a woman who treats you like the prince you are

Well played Amber

I’m not feeling so good

Lightweights

Lotters....

Ayy baby, nice ass

A real strong female charater

That's my guy

I dont have a dog...

The good year

Filled Domicile

Learned a useless talent while visiting Orlando

Snoop dogg ain't even a dog

Shut the hell up Toby

Too edgy?

HE DID IT FOR THE MEMES!

bones

slick

We need to have a talk

Elon Musk

Congrats on a new Chandelier, Neighbour!

Z for Zucc

what a fascinating tale

Trolling the church

That time my town's entire police department remembered Mother's Day was coming up.

Buddy has a DUI check point in front of his house tonight

Pretty much sums up tv networks right now

Marketing truth bomb

Newcastle brown ale trolling Stella Artois perfectly

advice

Thotos, the mad TITans

I think my girlfriends professor makes super suits on the side.

Sticks and stones...

Two Men

Today was my last day at my current teaching job. A parent gave me this when they picked up their child.

Deadpool and Cable

My Godson's apology note...

Well, thats my daughters toy going in the bin. Can't believe I didn't notice earlier.

RIP peepee

Yes, that's exactly what happened

A class of students were required to pick a Marvel character to embody within a resume and cover letter. This is what one student handed in.

Why is this a default setting, no one wants that

one small step for man...

Floor will never let you down

18 years of bad luck.