Someone saved my ass today

total control of Flavortown is imminent

For her tenth birthday, my daughter wanted lasagna. Sure thing kid

This sign I saw outside of a church

cursed image

They really just argued through WiFi names

A lot of people have had their hope crushed by this sticker at LAX

Do I win for longest amazon order to ship award.

Auf Wiedersehen Kameraden.

Ruff day, pal?

Dad jokes are even cornier on Snapchat

Today my mate was climbing on top of cupboards when a teacher walked in, he then decides to pick up a textbook and start reading it as if that will justify his actions xD

Spent the week in the Dominican Republic. You've heard of "Plan B"? Well in the Dominican, they have...

Surprise test

>Incuming

Italian condoms are weird

Missed opportunity

Take a seat

For all you '90's kids out there, ever wonder how the talking dinosaurs from the show "Dinosaurs" came to be?

Jobs these days.

this dad is ready

Suspicious house

My brother inappropriately touched a seagull

Beware of well... just beware

æ  µ

25 years in IT and I finally did it!

Oh....no

Nani!?!?!?

Comedy

It happens

krunk

This bird perch

Something something trumpets

Can someone write this down please?

Understanding language in the South

yeeeet

So wise, can we hit one kiss?

Learning

Teacher appreciation gift for my daughters 1st grade teacher! Parenting honestly!

Now I know why

True Horror - kid as exhausted mom halloween costume

those damn girl scouts!

Current trend

Yes

Anon takes the train

relatable

I guess that's a plus?

Containment is futile

Striking it rich!

Adapted

How my dad deals with his *** neighbor who checks with the city whenever anyone does any work on their property

This is why Microsoft Excel logo says X.

atom

undergrad hustle

Yes

Just another day in the South

Scrubs is Awesome

How to keep solar panels in the sun

Online shopping in a nutshell

fake

Glad I ain’t Jim right now

Parents these days..

"42 years from now..."

Dont forget the balls

The one M&M.

Every time you want the cat to hold still.

Am I high af or does this lady’s hair look like a dog wearing sunglasses

HHHHHH

Frog parking only...

don't

I used to be addicted to time travel. That's all in the past now.

"Say cheese!"

My 16 y/o loves to draw. I've been requesting this particular drawing for years and finally got it in my Mother's Day card today.

Happy Mother's Day from Dr. Dre

Next it will be foreskinned knees...

Do you know the prego man!?

Look a mermaid!

Awh mom ur actually hilarious

When I visiting with my mom, I saw this on my brother's door. I think he wants some company.

Happy Mother;s day

Left?

X P

Yes

did you find all the easter eggs?

"Little shop of horrors"

Found these startled lizards in my basement at work

She didn’t even blink

It's a me, Mario !

You can hide but you can’t run

....I think I support this....

Swipe right

You came to the wrong train station mother***er

This sign is hanging in the dining area of our local Greek restaurant.

Hard hitting mattress review

Better than a billion dollars

Only happy accidents.

hmmm

Understandable

Italy is beautiful <3

This car