Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess.
Can someone write this down please?
Understanding language in the South
So wise, can we hit one kiss?
Teacher appreciation gift for my daughters 1st grade teacher! Parenting honestly!
Now I know why
True Horror - kid as exhausted mom halloween costume
those damn girl scouts!
Anon takes the train
I guess that's a plus?
Containment is futile
Striking it rich!
How my dad deals with his *** neighbor who checks with the city whenever anyone does any work on their property
This is why Microsoft Excel logo says X.
Just another day in the South
Scrubs is Awesome
How to keep solar panels in the sun
Online shopping in a nutshell
Glad I ain’t Jim right now
Parents these days..
"42 years from now..."
Dont forget the balls
The one M&M.
Every time you want the cat to hold still.
Am I high af or does this lady’s hair look like a dog wearing sunglasses
Frog parking only...
I used to be addicted to time travel. That's all in the past now.
My 16 y/o loves to draw. I've been requesting this particular drawing for years and finally got it in my Mother's Day card today.
Happy Mother's Day from Dr. Dre
Next it will be foreskinned knees...
Do you know the prego man!?
Look a mermaid!
Awh mom ur actually hilarious
When I visiting with my mom, I saw this on my brother's door. I think he wants some company.
Happy Mother;s day
did you find all the easter eggs?
"Little shop of horrors"
Found these startled lizards in my basement at work
She didn’t even blink
It's a me, Mario !
You can hide but you can’t run
....I think I support this....
You came to the wrong train station mother***er
This sign is hanging in the dining area of our local Greek restaurant.
Hard hitting mattress review
Better than a billion dollars
This contest should not exist
Only happy accidents.
Italy is beautiful <3
Love this picture
Still killing it on Mother’s Day!
Now That's A Way To Propose
My GF moved into a new apartment a few weeks ago and today she graduated from college. I thought I’d get her a housewarming present now that her whole family is in town
subtitled for your enjoyment
Tinder Meets Liam Neeson
He calls it "Blue Steel"
This is so sad
Black Panther vs Blade
End of transaction.
He a teacher now
Rocket taking off...
His face at the end says it all
Parents done playing fool
That's why you shouldn't wear jeans with holes on sunny days.
Saving one life at a time
I think he has a quest for me
Anon also is autistic for thinking about this
Do you know that your fingerprint says something?
No one should have to wait 458 days for their ***ing LUGGAGE.
Sick but innovative
Sometimes it's the simplest Mother's Day cards that make the best cards...
I found a sidequest in my area!
Dude... look at this bowl, man.