Do I win for longest amazon order to ship award.
Auf Wiedersehen Kameraden.
Ruff day, pal?
Dad jokes are even cornier on Snapchat
Today my mate was climbing on top of cupboards when a teacher walked in, he then decides to pick up a textbook and start reading it as if that will justify his actions xD
Spent the week in the Dominican Republic. You've heard of "Plan B"? Well in the Dominican, they have...
Surprise test
>Incuming
Italian condoms are weird
Missed opportunity
Take a seat
For all you '90's kids out there, ever wonder how the talking dinosaurs from the show "Dinosaurs" came to be?
Jobs these days.
this dad is ready
Suspicious house
My brother inappropriately touched a seagull
Beware of well... just beware
æ µ
25 years in IT and I finally did it!
Oh....no
Nani!?!?!?
Comedy
It happens
krunk
This bird perch
Something something trumpets
Can someone write this down please?
Understanding language in the South
yeeeet
So wise, can we hit one kiss?
Learning
Teacher appreciation gift for my daughters 1st grade teacher! Parenting honestly!
Now I know why
True Horror - kid as exhausted mom halloween costume
those damn girl scouts!
Current trend
Yes
Anon takes the train
relatable
I guess that's a plus?
Containment is futile
Striking it rich!
Adapted
How my dad deals with his *** neighbor who checks with the city whenever anyone does any work on their property
This is why Microsoft Excel logo says X.
atom
undergrad hustle
Yes
Just another day in the South
Scrubs is Awesome
How to keep solar panels in the sun
Online shopping in a nutshell
fake
Glad I ain’t Jim right now
Parents these days..
"42 years from now..."
Dont forget the balls
The one M&M.
Every time you want the cat to hold still.
Am I high af or does this lady’s hair look like a dog wearing sunglasses
HHHHHH
Frog parking only...
don't
I used to be addicted to time travel. That's all in the past now.
"Say cheese!"
My 16 y/o loves to draw. I've been requesting this particular drawing for years and finally got it in my Mother's Day card today.
Happy Mother's Day from Dr. Dre
Next it will be foreskinned knees...
Do you know the prego man!?
Look a mermaid!
Awh mom ur actually hilarious
When I visiting with my mom, I saw this on my brother's door. I think he wants some company.
Happy Mother;s day
Left?
X P
Yes
did you find all the easter eggs?
"Little shop of horrors"
Found these startled lizards in my basement at work
She didn’t even blink
It's a me, Mario !
You can hide but you can’t run
....I think I support this....
Swipe right
You came to the wrong train station mother***er
This sign is hanging in the dining area of our local Greek restaurant.
Hard hitting mattress review
Better than a billion dollars
Only happy accidents.
hmmm
Understandable
Italy is beautiful <3
This car
NotLikeThis
Love this picture
Still killing it on Mother’s Day!
hl3
Now That's A Way To Propose
Biiiiiiitch
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