Southwest throwing shade at United

Our dog died. Neighbours kid made us a card. She Was embarrassed by it. So she scratched her name out and wrote her moms name instead. Was so funny that it actually cheered me up. His name was Ollie.

Another reason to avoid the Apple Watch

A sign from today's teacher's rally in Raleigh, North Carolina

We’re not alone in our universe

Limited to 30 feet tho...

I was expecting a photo of his grandkids...

banjuwer

hmm

Not so smart

Just call me Dikasso

Soon

"my generation music sucks, but im cool"

YANNY

Everyday.

Some unexpected shade thrown by Meijer.

We are a flying spaghetti monster.

They may have removed it, but he'll be back.

sex-ed-ish

Sometimes you just need a break

“Lenny, this is getting out of control..”

Don’t get Terry started..

No amount of money could make me do this.

Things in Hawaii are getting out of control!

Run Forest... Run

Road rage in Canada

get hyped or get out

Doesn't Korn just look like an older and fatter NSYNC?

Damn right

Shakesbeer

danger

KIlling spree

Don’t screw with my gummy bears

Triggering triggers

My boyfriend’s aunt commissioned her coworker to do a family portrait for her mother. 6 months & $50 later... worth it.

I remember the Bible a little differently...

Stone Toad Steve Austin

Legend says SeniorTacos is still dabbing till the end of time

My uncle looking like Napoleon Dynamite back in the day......

Mom is THOT

yes

I really hope I get marks for this, will report back

We need to show you love mama

I can see Cena, but I feel as though there's another dude that is standing so incredibly still...

How real men eat instant noodles

It's still better than calling for their mom...

Amazing experiment

My brother went to prom and we caught this photo of him.

Why is this in a schoolbook?

This guy on my universitys confession page understands the process...

Someone took this Guns n' Roses joke too far, too well not to post here

“I’m telling mom!”

Well Well This is in my Bucket List for sure!

kinda hot

When your surname is too popular

V for vegan

Pluto is family, and family sticks together

Steve Irwin vs Charizard

Look I just made you a bowl of cookies 'n cream

To be fair, Doctors are extremely busy all the time...

the gospel, in a nutshell.

Trust no one

They always be twitching or up to something

Stupid puns are best

In canada rn

Years of meditation

TIL women's bathrooms are shittier than men's.

RIP The Daily Show

Best employee shirt

Someone in Yosemite has jokes!

A lady told me I was a hero for returning her dog today. I found him 2 ft from the sign.

My fiancé told me to pick any picture I wanted from our engagement to hang in our living room. I get the feeling she isn’t going to be thrilled when she sees my selection.

Opened a sauce pan at Ikea to find this...

Modern art

Rate my professor at its finest

Teachers pencil case

Domestication in the Far Side

This honestly made me laugh. Cheers

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

What doesn’t kill you -

This is an ice cream cone ordering an ice cream cone from an ice cream cone.

So what does this say about Ohio?

Would that make it AAAAAA?

During the war..

funny sign

Advertising at its finest.

Finally someone that can handle my sasquatch problem

"These are not the roids you're looking for."

Don't be sober

Borktor strange

bait? i would never

AKA my porn account

Found on facebook.

My son’s entry in their class recipe book

Why though?

This guy is a legend

We can all appreciate a pilot with a sense of humor

Mmmm Tasty.

Open it

My coworkers might love or hate me tomorrow