My career in the making!

Dog jokes...

Step 1: try to take cute pic of dog and baby. Step 2: dog sneezes during pic. Step 3: accidentally capture my dogs inner demon, and my son thinks it's funny.

This coke I saw on display in this vending machine may need to be changed.

1998-2018

Said the....

How to lose a job at Apple

Could always save on gas

✔️

Paint me like one of your bhen chods, Jackdeep.

>Removed<

*mutter mumble grumble*

Minimalist watch showing only what you need to know

Most likely.

My friend told me that my girlfriend’s dog looks like a person pretending to be a dog

True most of the time

Why make America still greater

This

yesn't

Portal loop of kid getting hit by a ball

BANZAAAAAAI!

Didn’t notice until after I stole the pen. Good work Jerry.

I am shit with ironic over the top titles, so: Dogs.

HAH, GOT EEEEMMMMM

Thanks for letting us know, Mitch.

Good Night

Haunted vegetable.

Dollar Dollar Bills

And my Dad is my protractor.

Every scene is a meme now

fast

Birthday card I made for my sister who is allergic to the full spectrum of human emotion

Best one so far

Checkmate Flat Earthers

No it's not a demon dog.... it a pinecone!

That's quite the dedication

A little tip for exam season

Usually

How to get inside story.

When you are really happy, but life have different plans

YES

New Herald of Galactus PBF Comics

"The Knuckle buster"

mind blown

How dumb do my parents think I️ am

I swear they do it on purpose

Saw a man wearing this today, had to find it online...

The envious will say that he used Photoshop.

here we go!

I’m sorry Miss Jackson....I am

spicc

Same same

Years of difference.

The possibilities are endless

Kermit the communist

Mark Hamill best May Quote, directed at Movie 9

TALK DIRTY TO ME!!

When you live with your parents VS your own place

Praise be the Antchrist

Civil war 2 : battle of Peters

Be careful who you call ugly in middle school

This is no joke Sarah

Get Hype

One of my favorite spots to eat: Laurel’s

EA and screwing up, name a better duo

Come with me...

Jim won the game.

Live every day like it was your last

brave

Water fight anyone?

absolutely destroyed

Kill your son

hueeeee

yes

Sit

Anon hears gunfire

oh no, I think I'll walk up.

My daughter wrote this fart poem in kindergarten. It's getting framed.

Just put it on his tab.

Welcome to the future

hue

the fun never ends

oppo

Can I swear?

Wet dream

Some people are just misunderstood..

The apocalypse has begun...

Wasn't that hyped for Incredibles 2 until I remembered how thicc Elastigirl is.

He don't care

Things I love most

fun

free real estate

I mean they weren’t wrong.

Please don'tn't sign this

Will they?

I said I was sorry...

The complex security for kayaks outside of Dicks Sporting Goods

I don't feel so good

The perfect pair of socks doesn't exi...

no, no it isn't.