Anon hears gunfire

oh no, I think I'll walk up.

My daughter wrote this fart poem in kindergarten. It's getting framed.

Just put it on his tab.

Welcome to the future

hue

the fun never ends

oppo

Can I swear?

Wet dream

Some people are just misunderstood..

The apocalypse has begun...

Wasn't that hyped for Incredibles 2 until I remembered how thicc Elastigirl is.

He don't care

Things I love most

fun

free real estate

I mean they weren’t wrong.

Please don'tn't sign this

Will they?

I said I was sorry...

The complex security for kayaks outside of Dicks Sporting Goods

I don't feel so good

The perfect pair of socks doesn't exi...

no, no it isn't.

What color is your pee?

This E-mail from one of my classmates before finals

*Mortal Kombat voice*

When you run out of Flex Seal.

Leaked footage of Spider-Man V Ant-Man

What the......

Southwest throwing shade at United

Our dog died. Neighbours kid made us a card. She Was embarrassed by it. So she scratched her name out and wrote her moms name instead. Was so funny that it actually cheered me up. His name was Ollie.

Another reason to avoid the Apple Watch

A sign from today's teacher's rally in Raleigh, North Carolina

We’re not alone in our universe

Limited to 30 feet tho...

I was expecting a photo of his grandkids...

banjuwer

hmm

Not so smart

Just call me Dikasso

Soon

"my generation music sucks, but im cool"

YANNY

Everyday.

Some unexpected shade thrown by Meijer.

We are a flying spaghetti monster.

They may have removed it, but he'll be back.

sex-ed-ish

Sometimes you just need a break

“Lenny, this is getting out of control..”

Don’t get Terry started..

No amount of money could make me do this.

Things in Hawaii are getting out of control!

Run Forest... Run

Road rage in Canada

get hyped or get out

Doesn't Korn just look like an older and fatter NSYNC?

Damn right

Shakesbeer

danger

KIlling spree

Don’t screw with my gummy bears

Triggering triggers

My boyfriend’s aunt commissioned her coworker to do a family portrait for her mother. 6 months & $50 later... worth it.

I remember the Bible a little differently...

Stone Toad Steve Austin

Legend says SeniorTacos is still dabbing till the end of time

My uncle looking like Napoleon Dynamite back in the day......

Mom is THOT

yes

I really hope I get marks for this, will report back

We need to show you love mama

I can see Cena, but I feel as though there's another dude that is standing so incredibly still...

How real men eat instant noodles

It's still better than calling for their mom...

Amazing experiment

My brother went to prom and we caught this photo of him.

Why is this in a schoolbook?

This guy on my universitys confession page understands the process...

Someone took this Guns n' Roses joke too far, too well not to post here

“I’m telling mom!”

Well Well This is in my Bucket List for sure!

kinda hot

When your surname is too popular

V for vegan

Pluto is family, and family sticks together

Steve Irwin vs Charizard

Look I just made you a bowl of cookies 'n cream

To be fair, Doctors are extremely busy all the time...

the gospel, in a nutshell.

Trust no one

They always be twitching or up to something

Stupid puns are best

In canada rn

Years of meditation

TIL women's bathrooms are shittier than men's.

RIP The Daily Show

Best employee shirt