Excuse me, have you heard?

I live in the basement. I told my dad I needed more natural light in my bedroom, so he bought me this mirror.

Does anyone object?

this toilet

it is

Only $39,000

Anon is cursed

Half empty, Half full

It’s not just a skill, it’s a way of life

Welcome back mate

After 4 straight winless seasons my basketball team finally won the championship. THIS is what hard work and practice looks like.

My daughter stole her brother’s favorite toy and gave him a makeover

Want a Peas of this?

Do bad puns ever stop being punny?

Zero Bark Thirty

Murica Everyone

One of the most pleasant things

Anon being himself

Thirsty bois get bladder sauce

WWSD?

Expected to do the impossible

most-used word in each state

Even if this meme is dead i had to post this

Someone's been torrenting

Telling kids how to have safe sex

Sound is crucial here

The best privacy policy update.

The privacy update

This is the most likely scenario

Ketchup -> @Paxiti

Vernacular

These were good times

Funny Snapchat Memes Of Birds #funny

The way these posts lined up

24 I you like me maybe I'll be brave enough to post my face

My 6 years old son kept asking me: "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" ...

Didn't get the letter

Six Things I Hope to Say in my Lifetime

knowledge

LOVE MEE!!!

When relatives say, “we’ll lose touch” if I delete Facebook

OMG I Laughed So Hard at This!

Dylan's being weird again...

haha yes

I think i'm coming down with a hangover

Follow up to the bramble jam pic!

hue

Well okay

We have updated our privacy policy

True, Very True.

One last trip

Signed, The Wizard of Fedex.

For when you want lo laugh alone

Me: *saves the game* My brain:

My night after work

100% bullshit

Oldest Man Alive

When your boss says “we need to talk”.

I chose answer

Now Tom Hanks...

My friends don't understand why i watch Dr Phil. This is why.

I ain't mad

We've updated our privacy policy

How dinosaurs became extinct

OWL ground you! I don’t give a hoot about your friends!

The happy couple

The MCU is pretty stupid when you think about it...

My dog must think I’m a monster

That Guy Starter Pack

Billboard near my house

The obvious solution

can he do it?

Found this posted up in my apartment complex

yes

are you

Give him a rap name

Would you like to have dinner some night?

lies

scum

Got this on the bottom of a receipt today.

Our smile is real

Meowth is a savage

You better watch out!

hue

This is why aliens don’t respond

What Scares You the Most?

I always seek such puns

Are you even Queen if you don't come in every color?

"I used to be stressed until I started yoga, you should try it!"

The most American photo on the internet to date.

Nice.

sploosh

Don’t do it man...

broke

smurt

This is .... hugelol ?

Never was any hope

I'll miss you old friend

Shaquille O'Seal and Seal O'Shaquille

Canadian vandalism at its worst