When you think so loudly it literally emerges as text
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I hate this place, but I have nowhere else to go.
37,896 8-Year Club
Went to KFC in China...
All cats are ***s.
Thanks, Google Translate
Look, honey. The new neighbours just moved in.
The lord approves
Thor is about to nail Thanos
Started a "Recess Complaints" box. I do not regret this decision.
And could kill you with one kick
Hey, wire tap.
I am Groot!
The prophecy is true
Gotta do your homework
That boy has seen the pits of hell
Who you gonna call ?
Me too kid
Don't Be Happy Worry!..
ultimate M E M E M A C H I N E
I found this on Amazon. The Q&A had me laughing for days
When fighting turns to love making
You cant shred with cheese. It ruins the pickups!!!
Get your self a girlfriend, they said. It would be fun, they said.
My recycling makes me look like the loneliest man in the world...
So people started reviewing the Pacific Ocean, and it's fantastic.
It is true though
Anon is... or is he?
Every time my girlfriend's period starts, she sends me this
Somali Pirates got nothing on Dominos
I actually don’t own any shower gel at the moment so thanks.
Nothing is immune to R34
now we know where andy ended up
Pitbull is outclassed.
Yes I do, Kate.
Wendy is savage
THE HOTTEST THING THIS SUMMER:
You have failed me for the last time, Lord Pangolin.
Is this loss? you may never know for sure...
Anthony Hopkins still from his upcoming movie Babushka
Who wants some balls!
Ignore the human
Gotta send word somehow
This kid is going places, not necessarily good places, but still.
"Cosplay" at MCM Comic Con
When you forget to switch to your summer uniform
Just like us
And I’m so sorry
We told our dog she couldn't sleep up on the couch
So that’s how!
How to protect yourself from a robot...!!!
So what's yours?
Has the world gone crazy?
Our office is so competitive...
They put my friend’s service dog in the yearbook
Kid from a local elementary school were asked to bake assorted cookies, put them in a bag, and write something to the firefighters at the nearby firehouse on the bag...
Are wholesome greentext stories dead yet?
Hugelol at a show
Meanwhile, at the BBQ in Oakland
I turn 30 today. My husband thought Dwight & Jim style “The Office” decor was appropriate.
That's what you get for trying to cheat.
Before and after Sautéing spinach
I can finally eat SHELLFISH!
What your sleeping posture tells about you.
The big gay? Never heard of it
Anyone on tinder now?
Despacito? Nah, I prefer the original
Me me me
Buying a Motorcycle off Craigslist in MA ...
Teaching my girlfriend about comic book characters and naturally the best villain ever came up
Now on BBC British Bangin Children
I wonder what her intentions are for tonight...
Spotted in my hometown newspaper
A Japanese BBQ
"CAN WE BUY THEM ALL???"
Somebody should inform the Pope.
The masters will be pleased.
Anon is having issue with electricity
Dear slow walkers,
Never change, Pooh
Who's in your shed?
You’ve gotta be kidding me
My favorite part :”D
My brother relate to this not me