My favourite line from Toy story

Best job description ever

nut

Tea was lovely tonight

Don't tip me pls

Well, my marriage just ended.

ohh

Problem solved

Cross my palm with silver and I will tell you your future.

choices made wisely

hue

This record stand makes it look like Neil Young has peg legs

Wait.... what

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

CAESAR NOOOO

Ohhhhh

hue

How to chat up a girl 101

This man never ceased to be remarkable.

Genius trap!

hahah

The average human male in 2018!

hue

I mean basically.

Smile says I am trying, eyes says murder...

indeed

Damn illegal aliens stealing our jobs.

Business is Slow

A Dominos employee stood outside of a recently closed Papa Johns in my neighborhood and started selling some pizzas.

Who can relate this ?

Suprise

HDLol is right

Relatable

It's alot of work being a parent.

My phone autocorrected “Jesus Christ” to “Jesus Heist” so I made this.

What a time to be alive

It's Today

Pixar

The pagans know what's up...

Just what I need, someone able to see me while I take a dump.

Seems oddly familiar

Biscuits, Cheese Biscuits

When your friend is about to do some stupid shit

She’s clearly a ho

facts

"Spiders, Man"

JOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOO

zach makes a funny

Those crooks lost to emus

At the nut section of my local market

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

Mom knows how to parent

SKyrim meem

A rare picture of the REAL life Wyle E. Coyote after he just got his ACME hammer in the mail.

Honk if you're horny

beautiful

yes!

Austria

I means seriously....

If it fits, I sit. Dont ask me questions, I am a plant.

pesky rats

There’s hope yet

Shoveling Time ***es!

когда идеально подходит

My dad is nearly 70 and not especially computer savvy. However, he learned "an internet saying" and put it on my Amazon Christmas gift receipt.

Yup... That address seems legit

My Interview strategy

trickster

Someone please tell Sarah Conor that the terminator is here ...

And you know this, man.

"American" Food according to the British

Someone wrote a message in my yearbook

Who did this :)

Inheritance

If I could bill a doctor for every time they made me wait...I’d be rich

Paw patrol marathon it is.

Wow ABC's moving FAST

This is my dog. Her name is Squanchy.

Amazing new tech

something something feminism

Saw this gem while waiting at a light

What a shitty car

Lastu Avengeru

Subtle face-swap

It's not a boulder, it's a rock!

You're not wrong...

Is this metasome or wholeta?

If you can do this you should to be allowed to

"We've updated our privacy policy"

Anon is from outer space

Relatable

Not from the Jedi

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A remix of an oldie

It's never too late!

No fuqs given at my local DQ today.

Can I have your autograph?

When your class and stats are shit, but you're rolling 20s

German Cat