Smile says I am trying, eyes says murder...

indeed

Damn illegal aliens stealing our jobs.

Business is Slow

A Dominos employee stood outside of a recently closed Papa Johns in my neighborhood and started selling some pizzas.

Who can relate this ?

Suprise

HDLol is right

Relatable

It's alot of work being a parent.

My phone autocorrected “Jesus Christ” to “Jesus Heist” so I made this.

What a time to be alive

It's Today

Pixar

The pagans know what's up...

Just what I need, someone able to see me while I take a dump.

Seems oddly familiar

Biscuits, Cheese Biscuits

When your friend is about to do some stupid shit

She’s clearly a ho

facts

"Spiders, Man"

JOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOO

zach makes a funny

Those crooks lost to emus

At the nut section of my local market

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

Mom knows how to parent

SKyrim meem

A rare picture of the REAL life Wyle E. Coyote after he just got his ACME hammer in the mail.

Honk if you're horny

beautiful

yes!

Austria

I means seriously....

If it fits, I sit. Dont ask me questions, I am a plant.

pesky rats

There’s hope yet

Shoveling Time ***es!

когда идеально подходит

My dad is nearly 70 and not especially computer savvy. However, he learned "an internet saying" and put it on my Amazon Christmas gift receipt.

Yup... That address seems legit

My Interview strategy

trickster

Someone please tell Sarah Conor that the terminator is here ...

And you know this, man.

"American" Food according to the British

Someone wrote a message in my yearbook

Who did this :)

Inheritance

If I could bill a doctor for every time they made me wait...I’d be rich

Paw patrol marathon it is.

Wow ABC's moving FAST

This is my dog. Her name is Squanchy.

Amazing new tech

something something feminism

Saw this gem while waiting at a light

What a shitty car

Lastu Avengeru

Subtle face-swap

It's not a boulder, it's a rock!

You're not wrong...

Is this metasome or wholeta?

If you can do this you should to be allowed to

"We've updated our privacy policy"

Anon is from outer space

Relatable

Not from the Jedi

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Whenever Revolver0celot places a comment

A remix of an oldie

It's never too late!

No fuqs given at my local DQ today.

Can I have your autograph?

When your class and stats are shit, but you're rolling 20s

German Cat

Balloons deserve education too!

huuueeeeee

Yeet

Please be patient

Good Song

A group of hipsters eating lunch

can you blame him though

Serbia

Amazon promoting imagination

Salad brain

The Stories Were Cut Short... Bring On Part 2!

CH2

This was in the office today

like to release!

Apologies Accepted.

Adorable family photo.

Fair point my dude

Anon sees his mother

Video gaming is life

hhhhhhh try

Thai police officer having fun on the job

Shit

Don't ban me please

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