Make the call

Never sniff the butt

Limitless.

Who doesn't?

As someone with a shy bladder, *** whoever did this...

7/11

Bloody hell Karen

Free them!

Due the truckers manifestations, brazilian gas stations are out of gasoline. That’s how the pizza guy came to my neighbour’s house.

The goodest boy

They suspect nothing. Assimilation is complete.

White goes first

hue

Looks like my wife has been putting the label maker to good use

hunt

Lovely!!

When I planted a dwarf lemon tree, this wasn’t what I had in mind...

Off-brand cereals sound like weird euphemisms for gay people

Well, she's not lying.

Your face isn’t a coloring book

Ligma

Yoga with the girls

My grandma doesn't believe I am who I say I am..

I’ve been trying to get past step one for a while

Coming Soon

Banished from Flavortown

Bad Idea

Terry Put It In Reverse

This upgraded pain chart

Did you know???

Ducktectives?

The problem with skin coloured clothing.

Legendary stuff

You wouldn't want to drive there

dude

Unrealized Harry Potter novel

I think I'll go somewhere eles.

My teacher friend thought a student was checking the time too often during a test...

share the pain

This dude is one of us

USA Today might wanna learn where Colorado is on a map first

Perhaps

More joposting

Maximum ambien

Weird definition of 'a baby'

Giving away personal details

I hate sand

Yeah some people think so

Sounds like a connection!

Mission control????

Ouch

My friend's cat just sits there while silently judging you

Majestic

Economically correct

This is why you cant be a jedi Master

speech 100

Goddamn furries

a mans worst enemy is himself

MICHAEL, Jim put my troops in a horse again

Legit everytime

Nic Cage out here looking like he just got off a speedboat in Miami with 100 kilos of blow

The best part of living

Please give blood

Cat freaks out to find himself

Fortnite is Pay to Win

Pankakke

Only important letter is 'E' tho

A True Scientist

why

Fish school

I made this? ...I made this

Joposting

I'm torn!

This is like a real life episode of South Park

How I became the assistant to the regional manager

I'm not hungry anymore

Hank might ejaculate.

me too, gary... me too

You can't do that in the office, Mark.

When you didn't think you were gonna see a bridge but then you see a bridge

This would be my dogs tinder profile picture

I IS YOU

Don't lie... we've all been there...

Reminder that on this day, 28 years ago, Jon Arbuckle drank dog semen

Drax The Legend

My new kitten enthusiastically singing the song of his people in the car.

Please be Florida please be florida

Redneckin problems.

Hello There

Thinking:

Am I speaking to the manager?

AAAA

good day

I’m trying to report the news Ms

"I want an authentic experience"

I wonder

Me and Grandma

Meanwhile In Alabama: This Classy Lady

Little Overlords

Justin v Justin