I'm torn!

This is like a real life episode of South Park

How I became the assistant to the regional manager

I'm not hungry anymore

Hank might ejaculate.

me too, gary... me too

You can't do that in the office, Mark.

When you didn't think you were gonna see a bridge but then you see a bridge

This would be my dogs tinder profile picture

I IS YOU

Don't lie... we've all been there...

Reminder that on this day, 28 years ago, Jon Arbuckle drank dog semen

Drax The Legend

My new kitten enthusiastically singing the song of his people in the car.

Please be Florida please be florida

Redneckin problems.

Hello There

Thinking:

Am I speaking to the manager?

AAAA

good day

I’m trying to report the news Ms

"I want an authentic experience"

I wonder

Me and Grandma

Meanwhile In Alabama: This Classy Lady

Little Overlords

Justin v Justin

Patient experiencing rare side effects during a clinical trial for Ambien

There's something familiar about this...

First rule of parenting

The Cosplay meme 2K18

hue

Popcorn+Coke= 3x the ticket in my country

africa

Everything

Jenga level - Asian. Deal with it peasants.

Behind the meme

My favourite line from Toy story

Best job description ever

nut

Tea was lovely tonight

Don't tip me pls

Well, my marriage just ended.

ohh

Problem solved

Cross my palm with silver and I will tell you your future.

choices made wisely

hue

This record stand makes it look like Neil Young has peg legs

Wait.... what

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

CAESAR NOOOO

Ohhhhh

hue

How to chat up a girl 101

This man never ceased to be remarkable.

Genius trap!

hahah

The average human male in 2018!

hue

I mean basically.

Smile says I am trying, eyes says murder...

indeed

Damn illegal aliens stealing our jobs.

Business is Slow

A Dominos employee stood outside of a recently closed Papa Johns in my neighborhood and started selling some pizzas.

Who can relate this ?

Suprise

HDLol is right

Relatable

It's alot of work being a parent.

My phone autocorrected “Jesus Christ” to “Jesus Heist” so I made this.

What a time to be alive

It's Today

Pixar

The pagans know what's up...

Just what I need, someone able to see me while I take a dump.

Seems oddly familiar

Biscuits, Cheese Biscuits

When your friend is about to do some stupid shit

She’s clearly a ho

facts

"Spiders, Man"

JOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOO

zach makes a funny

Those crooks lost to emus

At the nut section of my local market

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

Mom knows how to parent

SKyrim meem

A rare picture of the REAL life Wyle E. Coyote after he just got his ACME hammer in the mail.

Honk if you're horny

beautiful

yes!

Austria

I means seriously....

If it fits, I sit. Dont ask me questions, I am a plant.

pesky rats

There’s hope yet