He refuses to let me poop alone, and then he sits there judging me

And the parent of the year award goes too...

This is why I love the internet.

What are the chances!

Never Come For the Dog

A cat who tried to get into a Japanese art museum is now immortalised on a tote bag in their gift shop.

Texan level = 1836

Side effects may include...

The DC movie we deserve

We don't do that here

And everyone laughed

How I feel sometimes

Allergic

Disable thinks

yum yum

re?

Fuk Yu too

Aaaaahh

New York vs Boston

Improper etiqutte when meeting the Queen

the closet

I'm pretty sure this is how you die in a fire

Wank.

I can do it

Hawt

Health is wealth

This was hanging in the bathroom in the restaurant I ate at tonight. Only in China...

Stop

Piano

Actually all three of them are middle-aged men.

I'll come back for you

A thrilling trilogy

Australia takes the next step in developing a Space Agency

"how picky are you?"

Make Bertstrips great again

Youtube link

1 upvote 1 prayer

"I got 'em! Relax!"

REJOICE

Banana Hammocks are Mandatory

It is Onsdag my Swedes

Hey kids do Crime

The cultural difference between domestic and foreign badgers.

So you think you have a Democracy

Better watch out.

Photobomb done right

shitty OC

3d printed door stopper at my school

Record-breaker is rejected

Sounds

How Natural Selection Improves the Gene Pool

*Dabs*

Mr. worldwilde

Mother of all Yo mama jokes

Kek

ride off into the sunset

the D

Anakin does not agree

camel

Don't kill me

Nature is beautiful

thats some shade teacher just threw

Mildly HDL Polandball Wednesday post

The Organ Collector

We do that here

fak u

When you and your friend are both drunk in public and you're trying to keep it together.

I work for the state. It’s not wrong.

When you do your absolute best but it's not good enough

Reloadouh

learnt

The real American Horror Story

Anyone remember Lamas with Hats?

Sounds about right for me.

Bachelor days!

We'll Never Forgive You Canada

Sorry Sarah

Apparently it’s been a long time since my dad cleaned out his spice cabinet.

Someone doesn't know what The White House looks like

...and the infinite sadness.

I asked my dentist to make getting a crown suck less. She came through!

Take me to your leader

Logic 99

Ah ok, reincarnated again in this shit

Laws are made to be broken

Uplifting.

Vape life....

Every goddam time

~M~

Would you like some cheese with that?

oh ......

AC rules! DC drools! Take that Borg!

how did i not notice this !

Mmm, fries.

Lieutenant Dan!

My grandparents were waiting for each other at the mall.

son i am disappoint

gotta go fast

Too good

Yes that’s unique.