Took my girlfriend to a spa the other day

Into the fire

Lottery winner shows up in an emoji mask - it’s perfect

Let em’ hang low.

Damnit Bobby

Creepy

When You Have Security In ATM

My feed knows what's up

I wanna join

Why flirt when there’s life alert?

Free Clothes.

When you’re on Google Maps and think: “That son of a *** got me.”

Jawohl!

Queen and Dog

That tricycle though

“Fill in the Marvel Hero”

That time a commenter got more upvotes than Bourdain himself

Piece of punny art by a friend of mine.

It's a ferret, if you're confused..

Now he gets it...

Basicly

The real heroes of this sub

A Mother's Love

Doo doo reboots.

Apple's new Measure app is about to ruin some guys lives.

My wife got a new label printer

Yam Facts

I'm laughing and scared

College graduate with an awesome attitude

Lmao, oh man

Since many of you wanted Gyllenhaal

We are fabolous

Relatable

(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

Damn it Karen you just don't understand

Me want cookies!

Any professional chefs in the house?

Keep being awesome Nyanners

"You must be 18 years or older"

This sub is made of the same thing as my coffee sleeve

Incurable

Ours*

Don't forget to take an action figure with you when you go fishing

multiverse theory supports a universe where loss memes don't exist

They see John Rollin'.. They Hatin'......

Hard choice made while hard

KGB Doesn't Fool Around

And he died peacefully...

She’s doing it wrong

koalo vs euclypetas

Just your daily Office meme

wut

Fly on

Gewdddd

We have ascended

Too much catfeine.

Feels bad man. (First attempt to produce OC, pls be gentle <3)

Me at the slightest inconvenience

If football didn't exist this would be a way cooler tweet

CHOKE DADDY

Mark Ruffalo VS Robert Downey Jr

What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?

Best engagement photo

Why science teachers should not be given playground duty.

He better bring his jukebox money

Good on ya mate

Can You!

(E/c^2)eta Memes

CAPTAIN

Nothing but the truth!

Never really understood the meaning of “Food Porn” until I opened my pizza.

Teacher issues.

NASA just found Propane on Mars

But you loved the next one

Having a bad day? I’ll just leave this here.

Leg Curls With Friends

God dammit man

sad

I can getcha a great deal, a really great deal

It was a trick

danger danger

"Wireless" earbuds from China

We don't sell alcohol because we care about family but...

Face-swap gone wrong

Never trust Anybody.

What is this abomination?

Gas Prices

The overlooked princess

He refuses to let me poop alone, and then he sits there judging me

And the parent of the year award goes too...

This is why I love the internet.

What are the chances!

Never Come For the Dog

A cat who tried to get into a Japanese art museum is now immortalised on a tote bag in their gift shop.

Texan level = 1836

Side effects may include...

The DC movie we deserve

We don't do that here

And everyone laughed

How I feel sometimes