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My local bakery in Germany...

ouch

We're trying to save money so she packed me a lunch.

Buzzfeed doesn’t know how VHS’s work

World Cup ...

I've actually never seen this before!

Don’t Drink and Drive Brother!

Someone was using my Spotify account without my permission, but I got the last laugh

This is the part of the New Testament they won’t teach you

Oof

Worst nightmare.

My dad, master of the dad jokes

For a coworker that quit, came back and now quit again.

My gf ordered “A side of fries” with a southern accent

All the rocks

Axolotl are in danger of extintion

19 and a half

Historically acurate

Looked up and noticed this while using the bathroom.

Best new fashion. Looks great on you buddy!

My local recruiters office for the Navy

He's our spirit animal

Teacher said we are allow to bring single side paper for notes during final.

Obviously

You don’t want the humans to think we’re complete savages Dave.

They have so much vroom!

I gave up carbs and sugar, so this is how my family celebrated my birthday. I love them

If I had to explain this to my mother I'd kill myself instead

Shaving.

Batmobile.

This bird wrote you a song and it really means a lot to him

AKA Goat***ers Intrrgalactic

IT Professionals will understand.

In Spanish-speaking countries, the tooth fairy is a mouse . This is my dentist office.

It is time...

As long as the Teacher says No Homo it's fine

Even bovines excel at math.

This happening around the world in this era lol

gedämpfter Schinken

Have you seen 50 shades of Gary yet?

do me a -_-

What? ʷʰᵃᵗ?

My 12 year old daughter now makes creepy baby jewelry.

Cookie Monster's Birthday

Master of design explains how not to make a game

When I feel depressed I just look at this picture to feel better

Thought I'd make a meme out of the ratatouille guy from the other day

Awesome collectible

Got a vasectomy today

Hours of operation

The circle of life....

Pretty accurate....

Welcome... to a day at work. *queue recorder*

I usually don’t like these but this was pretty cool. Who knew?

I laughed way too long at this

The Hairshake ~ @alexmdc

27 years after first watching this I noticed she’s....

ATM security. Level: Grandma

cursed image of the day

Oklahoma just passed medical marijuana

"You were gonna miss your exit" "Thanks!"

Ringo on the Beatles.

This joke blows

Creation of Country Music

So could 7x13 really equal 28?

Ohhh Sweet revenge .

Spotted at my doctor’s office

C̬̪̩͙͐̓̅ͩͪ̏̿̀a҉̻͚n̶̤̦͆̂̆̿ͦͨ͂'t ᴳᵒ ᶠᵃˢᵗ ᴱⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ

Take me hooooooome

Help spread awareness!

I hate this meme

After today

Cursed image

I've used teapots wrong my whole life

I thought I was mature, turns out, still a child.

Free Oil for Tesla

Hello

My neighbors sign never ceases to make me laugh

Germany, we are sorry for your...

Things have really taken a turn for guns n’ roses...

Damn

New movie looks neat

Masterpiece

:'(

The time of war has come

I call bullˢʰᶦᵗ, no d⑳s were cast

Don't let your child use your laptop

Pressured title

You know what you did.

Not Photoshopped — My new favorite restaurant

I see you

bird

Not wholesome

My kind of place.

Found on Amazon's echo FAQ

Mamma Mia

See Below

A Happy Meal

Life sucks!