I've used teapots wrong my whole life

I thought I was mature, turns out, still a child.

Free Oil for Tesla

Hello

My neighbors sign never ceases to make me laugh

Germany, we are sorry for your...

Things have really taken a turn for guns n’ roses...

Damn

New movie looks neat

Masterpiece

:'(

The time of war has come

I call bullˢʰᶦᵗ, no d⑳s were cast

Don't let your child use your laptop

Pressured title

You know what you did.

Not Photoshopped — My new favorite restaurant

I see you

bird

Not wholesome

My kind of place.

Found on Amazon's echo FAQ

Mamma Mia

See Below

A Happy Meal

Life sucks!

15 minutes in bed can save you

Truth

Pretty sure this is how I’ll meet my future wife.

....... just a few more

According to reports, doctors have found blood in Maradona’s cocaine system. #WorldCup2K18

Would have been a better ending, tbh.

smae tbh

Someone shaved this whole cat except the face.

At least I recycle

Relatable

Nigerians are so generous

Don't touch my Mata Nui!!!

I changed my wallpaper at the perfect time

Trap doujins aren't a reliable meme source

The daily 3PM struggle

Still one of the greatest photos of all time

Who wants peesha?!

they ruined scotland

Brooklyn 99..I cant get enough of this show

Unlucky Husband....

True ?

The Silence of the Clarinets

Bringing home the bacon

It’s so hot today, so I baked cookies in car

Best skin ever

You are no friend of mine

Horton Hears a ***

Uhhh.... Yes?

Perfection

Well, you shouldn't teach your dad how to ****

I love Terry Crews

wth?

Low-key Shitpost

This guy has no chill!

The face of success

tables be flippin

Every Jackie Chan movie in a nutshell.

just a story

I’d appreciate a more distinct “G.”

Is this just every dog’s mentality??

This has made my day pahah

Had a mastectomy in January due to breast cancer. These are falsies donated for free called “Knitted Knockers”. Fulfilled my dream of piercing my nipple.

Someone will get promoted...

You Damn Kids!

Just spreading the word

Harry Potter is over... Can’t find job...

nvm, I'll do it myself...

Bieber looks like a GTA online character designed by a 13 year old.

What was happening in the 1800s?

Cardboard modding at its finest

Beginning of nap vs. full sleep mode

Evidently I've been pumping gas wrong my whole life.

Intimidating lol

And there was disapointment

Look at this huge... wait... what's that?!

Where we droppin boysss?!

Not suprised

Ok this is awkward... Ummmm

But imma work them angles tho

When he says, "I've changed."

I hope this isn't fake news

Cards Against Humanity issued a Pride pack, complete with warning.

My friends new Facebook profile picture

Handholding

This is me the morning after my marriage

eeeeeeeeeh

Meant to type in Warpigs and made a typo. Was not not disappointed

My girlfriend and I were taking pictures while wearing each other's clothes. Caught the exact moment my father's world crashed

This bird's face though.

...the location of this gas leak.

“There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.” ✔

Is the office funny? Guilty as charged

Someone please take the color pencils away from Spanish grannies

Oh boy is that one of the ladies kids down there?