I have no idea what it has to do with the movie, but if you say cocaine pairs well with a burger...I will try it.
As long as everybody happy..
Low self-esteem? Have a meme.
Nestle is going after the human race. Get woke people!
Annoying thing about working in customer service
Forgive me father for I may have sinned: someone put this under the windshield wiper on my Tundra
I don't feel so good..
Be careful who you make fun of in middle school
PRe-d1ckTi0N¿
I wouldn't mind being stuck in this jam
Duh
This Happy Seal has got some tricks up his wings. It’s Not Safe to Sea.
The True American Hero
Free Coffee?
Bachelor status 5/7
Just what it takes to ruin your childhood.
The interns at my friend's office sure are special
Had to get help to refill the receipt printer at CVS
“Special Mowing Unit”
Frigid
Delibarate Action Bonus
“Bet we can beat you at hide and seek Uncle David!” Bet you ***in’ can’t.
Get inspired
Lame template for shitty OC #1
Traps around the world ✘
My Kung Fu is strong
HDL gets bamboozled
This is some next level shit
heh
Guess the Russian
*Muffled Pumped up Kicks in the distance*
new overwatch hero looks lit
Oh shit
Lost in translation.
“Roast me”
It's my first day as a Dad. It's already happening:
Your imaginary friend is not real
Friend was on a flight today and received this
Anon meets chad ᵂʰᵒˡᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ✔
Lil’ Woody
You don’t surf
Especially In The Dark
When a post has 666 upvotes so I give it one more
Sit down boys, the man is here
My dads been home sick from work
I guess we’re all gonna just pretend that this never happened...
Trying to enjoy life like..
Public Restrooms Yass
This is how my friend cat sits
Good luck charm
My nephew met a bison the other day
Chris is the true hero.
Oh no. A fence!
Oof, hurtful
Things that look related, but aren’t
New biological parents
What the f*ck is this
This is how you should play football?
Anon snaps his neck
Yep, thats it
If you ring the bell
Las Vegas...
ᵂʰᵃᵗ?
My local bakery in Germany...
ouch
We're trying to save money so she packed me a lunch.
Buzzfeed doesn’t know how VHS’s work
World Cup ...
I've actually never seen this before!
Don’t Drink and Drive Brother!
Someone was using my Spotify account without my permission, but I got the last laugh
This is the part of the New Testament they won’t teach you
Oof
Worst nightmare.
My dad, master of the dad jokes
For a coworker that quit, came back and now quit again.
My gf ordered “A side of fries” with a southern accent
All the rocks
Axolotl are in danger of extintion
19 and a half
Historically acurate
Looked up and noticed this while using the bathroom.
Best new fashion. Looks great on you buddy!
My local recruiters office for the Navy
He's our spirit animal
Teacher said we are allow to bring single side paper for notes during final.
Obviously
You don’t want the humans to think we’re complete savages Dave.
They have so much vroom!
I gave up carbs and sugar, so this is how my family celebrated my birthday. I love them
If I had to explain this to my mother I'd kill myself instead
Shaving.
Batmobile.
This bird wrote you a song and it really means a lot to him
AKA Goat***ers Intrrgalactic
IT Professionals will understand.
In Spanish-speaking countries, the tooth fairy is a mouse . This is my dentist office.
It is time...
As long as the Teacher says No Homo it's fine
Even bovines excel at math.