This is not a lie

Hit it dawg!

Siri: show me fragile masculinity

mmmmMMMMMMMMMWWWWAAAHHHH

Told my dad to grab the sunscreen before we hit the beach. Sit down and he hands me this...

No, I don’t jack off, why?

How the average American sees the world

Something for the ladies...

Which way do I go again?

My local sex shop stung a shoplifter in the best way.

I cant stand anything over 30

Gave this soap to my sister, the middle child, without reading the sentence under the title.

What about this one

Ron is the best character in the whole show.

Quit playing guys

For my fellow Nurses out there

How the rest of the world sees USA

I think that I downloaded the wrong Harry Potter film

Historical Edition

This was a very interesting discovery I made

Found this on Amazon under hourglass reviews

I'm thankful UPS found my new glassware useful for getting whatever was on the higher shelf

Resting *** Face: Level Expert

Collective nouns

'You got served'

Expert

It was the sugar all along!!

Y E S

Do feathers count?

Fishing buddies.

2 girls....

Uber driver’s playlist is a banger.

This is what i call a nice spirit

Adventures of Pam_Pam

When you wake up from a nap

"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it."

The real truth about geese.

Ancestors

Me taking compliments like a pro

Google Fail

Pupper Cerberus guarding the Gates of Heck

Oof

try

Car salesman

Probably relatable for my fellow Scandinavians too

Obi wan-na tell you something

It's probably just the wind

Goodbye General Kenobi

Accurate

I should get a bird, wait

Life is a thriller

Is such a thing even possible?

cats...smh

Piggy

This happens every morning starting at exactly 4:00 am

Mowing the lawn with GPS tracking turned on.

Who I am doesn't matter.....

Scary

Especially if you're home schooled...

Harvesting season

keep up the good work shellbois

WHAT THE *** HAPPENED TO BARNEY?!?!?!?!

This sign on a vending machine at my work

This vet's awesome wheelchair at Red Rocks Ampitheater

Posted up in a coffee shop, the description is spot on

Gather the knights

Oof that hurts

Don't even think about it ....

Played miniature golf today...... this one was particularly hard

Cute birb

global warming has detrimental effects

surprise friendish.

My heroes!

Earth sandwich

Strongest Dude

Git rekt!!

Everybody is telling me to jump

Some things will never change.

Well that make sense.

As seen in my 10 year high school reunion group on FB

Sorry god for I have sinned

Enough already! Could be a repost or x-post to Aztec to check

A perk of smoking alone.

Do not question the elevated one

Can't say he didn't deserve it

How's studying going ????

Penne for your thoughts, m’lady

good meme, good meme,,,

Hold on to your seats

Perhaps Wendy’s should’ve given their new sign in Beaver, PA more thought...

I’m confused...

Stupidity check

me during the summer heat

My friend was left alone with refrigerator magnets

Worry not.

Neymar’s private jet

My sticks

Stay on target!

This Bose advertisement made me laugh.

How to train your dog.