The secret to long life

Made this guy his very own parking space.

This is the last time I defuse a bomb for you...

He was mad af

Not a bright idea

Injured?

He deserves to know

When they ask you this

A good ole back rub from mr. Sun

Dixon Ticonderoga

Roleplay

ROBOT fun

Singing....“We will.. we will.. rock you! We will.. we will.. rock you!”

Its like that sometimes...

Anon gets Overwatch

I think she likes me.

Rude ass fruit

Ah yes. That’s what I meant.

When you’re trying to figure out what to order at Starbucks

It was a land before time...

Moms have super power by nature!

kids shows are just too ***ing real

A cat cuter than any girl you have met

Exactly the same..

Still looks like a giant turkey to me

Poor Thomas

"By the power of Grayskull!"

Pssst...you there

Please let this be the death of Loss

...and the rider's name was Death

Rules are MADE to be broken*

"Grandma, do you have some rice that I can put my phone in? It got wet." - She pulls this out of a cabinet. #preparedgrandma

Mmmmm

Not wholesome

to be contiuned

Nothing like that smell

We rollin' in the Caddy

Apologies for the Inconvenience

*slaps knee*

Oh, hey there..

the experience is evrything

Analysis of a sneeze by The Oatmeal

Anyway, here's borderwall...

Returning to Work After a Long Weekend

Cursed image of the day

Michael J. Fox is a BOSS.

So I was exploring Russia in Google Maps...

Looking at you, Windows

Dear Smokers!

Ya might wanna see a doctor about that.

RISSSSSINNG UUUUUUP

You will know the bitter taste of defeat

The only run I'm interested in. Probably still need a beer after

Love and relationships class

Backstage

Wholesome

bear tiddies

At this very moment....

life

Gotta love black people they are good for the enviorment

Rules are meant to be broken

This couple had a grave sense of humour

The vent in my hotel bathroom doesn’t seem to be working.

Anon has yet another perspective

Metric is the only way

A one sided story can be dangerous

Well the landlord had no problem at all.

The Perfect Smoker

Made for a quick chuckle.

I would choose to stay in the front yard

Could you repeat that

Ruff said...

Anon is a teacher

Hope all you stayed safe this weekend!

Beatles being funny.

Please don’t be this customer

Customer friendly cat

English lesson for the day

Take that doctor.

All time Funny - The Finger Point

Anon has a revelation

I'm fine with that

Poor Neptune...

Why we Uber

Spideys

The moment you open a can of wet food

To be fair, you have to have an IQ of at least 150

I say we give it a shot!

A side of the princess we don’t often see

the zipper isnt real

Sometimes I doodle pics of customers that come to my work

Spain trip

This line up is so sick

Pagan Gods of Sex is my new band name.

buddy you're a poor man

This is not a lie

Hit it dawg!

Siri: show me fragile masculinity

mmmmMMMMMMMMMWWWWAAAHHHH

Told my dad to grab the sunscreen before we hit the beach. Sit down and he hands me this...