#Justmillionairegeniusythings

Now bro outta a job

ca$h only

Follow your dreams, as long as they're monetizable

This made sitting in traffic a little more bearable

Just tell us if ya want it

To make the Grinch happy I would...

So Indian Police had a guy dress up as God of Death to chase people not wearing helmets

Very wise man

No burn ointment for you then

Wait'll until she goes outside and sees the potatoes and carrots fighting in her garden with the tomatoes placing bets.

I’m too boring

I’m beginning to worry my cat and I might be too close

New Black Mirror season looks liiit

The actual footage of me trying to flirt

Getting bamboozled by kid

Mathematics?

Just like your mother... jesus shall REJECT YOU!!!

Sweet tea is life.

Oh the hairmanity!

Jesus Netflix

Finally a story about good parenting

I emailed Cards Against Humanity and told them I was a gay scientist and now they’re sending me the pride pack and the science pack for free

Touhou posting

Oh Canada.

Monks with “nirvana” merchandise

Use a comma. Command the undead.

War on straws.

I think that many people can relate to this

Introduced to the horrifying world of world of photoshopping animals with sideways-facing eyes to front-facing.

This dog fell out from space I guess

He deserves to know why, god dammit.

Face swapped with my 2 year old. Just because we can do a thing doesn't mean we should :P

Lara Croft Cosplay, Nailed it.

Hope

coming soon to a theater near you...

Local church keeping it real

It’s getting harder to Fast and Furious with current gas prices

Fun't fact #71

Topps needs to make these cards a reality, like now!

I've had a few drinks so may find this funnier than I should... but when I was younger I used to like pulling the heads off of my sister's Barbie dolls and drawing a face on the stump underneath

haha yes

Meet Bobby the cloud

The secret to long life

Made this guy his very own parking space.

This is the last time I defuse a bomb for you...

He was mad af

Not a bright idea

Injured?

He deserves to know

When they ask you this

A good ole back rub from mr. Sun

Dixon Ticonderoga

Roleplay

ROBOT fun

Singing....“We will.. we will.. rock you! We will.. we will.. rock you!”

Its like that sometimes...

Anon gets Overwatch

I think she likes me.

Rude ass fruit

Ah yes. That’s what I meant.

When you’re trying to figure out what to order at Starbucks

It was a land before time...

Moms have super power by nature!

kids shows are just too ***ing real

A cat cuter than any girl you have met

Exactly the same..

Still looks like a giant turkey to me

Poor Thomas

"By the power of Grayskull!"

Pssst...you there

Please let this be the death of Loss

...and the rider's name was Death

Rules are MADE to be broken*

"Grandma, do you have some rice that I can put my phone in? It got wet." - She pulls this out of a cabinet. #preparedgrandma

Mmmmm

Not wholesome

to be contiuned

Nothing like that smell

We rollin' in the Caddy

Apologies for the Inconvenience

*slaps knee*

Oh, hey there..

the experience is evrything

Analysis of a sneeze by The Oatmeal

Anyway, here's borderwall...

Returning to Work After a Long Weekend

Cursed image of the day

Michael J. Fox is a BOSS.

So I was exploring Russia in Google Maps...

Looking at you, Windows

Dear Smokers!

Ya might wanna see a doctor about that.

RISSSSSINNG UUUUUUP

You will know the bitter taste of defeat

The only run I'm interested in. Probably still need a beer after

Love and relationships class

Backstage

Wholesome

bear tiddies