It's Friday the 13th but, I feel safe knowing they're out there keeping us safe.

so my dad found out my girlfriend broke up with me today...

This is my last resort!

Made my day...... And her's.

Thick Thighs Save Lives

He shouldn’t have been ashamed of it, some men can only dream to have that...

who can relate??

Loving Anxiety

My solution to finding a solution

A grown man with his finger stuck in the wall at Chipotle

And this is how teenage boys get stuck in caves.

men before vs men now

Well played, FedEx, well played. Google Streetview of the UPS Store at 1601 N. Sepulveda Blvd Manhattan Beach, CA 90266

The secret of the century is revealed

A Faithful Friend

Posted on the door of a local real estate business.

Those Brits don't mess about

Log jam

Haha this is so me when i live

This is ***ed up

Think about the future!

Happy 78th Birthday To Patrick Stewart

try

He didn't specify a gender, but I thought we could help out him out!

In only two weeks...

Unnecessary Censorship: Papa John's Edition

What it look like I do for a living?

Attempted to faceswap with the hulk. Did not go as planned.

If you didn’t own one of these as a child, you’ve never eaten cereal the right way.

This handwritten letter by an 84 year old woman

Classic...but is it true?

Young man, there's no need to feel down

In the distance, a wild McDonald's stalks its prey.

Jurassic park: Battle Royal

Watching a movie with my wife

When it's that big, you gotta give it some support.

Only a fool would meet a Dothraki horde in an open field

Picture we took of our son

Neo's dilemma

Common enemies make strange allies

Meanwhile in Glasgow...

My dad had a mop bucket, a sticker and a vision.

Cook like a legend...

I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in one day, and the box said 2-4 years!

When you see your dog is eating something its not supposed to

It’s still a good one

GAHTDAMN

I dont remember that

The Descent into...

Either one of you is lying or teachers just want us to suffer

Ya got a problem?

I figured since it was Friday the 13th and all...

How to quit your job

When it gets too hot in Arkansas.

For all the White Knights working on their Covert Contracts

Truly an Inspiration.

“Still Life” - watercolor on paper - 10” x 7”

underrated show

Is Waluigi And Peach The Same Person?

Easy peasy!

To be honest.

RIP Sulley

She's got legs

Never Skip

when you're trying to be a good boy, but also trying to avoid detection by the Predator

Pick Up Problems

*** that, lol..

Dog paw print art is great fun

Walking a dog

Couldn’t tell you why I find this so funny

A little gas never killed anyone...

Spotted in Nottingham

*** this girl in particular

Day 1 Vs. Day 14 of your all inclusive holiday

Empowering

might be a repost but I laughed hard to this

I just love american Tv!

Favorite customer

This Person

Broken Cat

Mondays, what can you do

The best Santa

This made me guffaw

Don't mind if I do

Don't worry dude.. I got your back.. just tell me what he looks like.

Just superb.

My psycho girlfriend uses a timer to wake up instead of an alarm

This guy knows it.

Can’t ya help a brother out...

Yes I have a hairy chest but that's not what is important here look at how me and my cat chill while I play videogames

Jurassic Park next to Parks & Rec on Netflix

Dads, they think of everything differently...

A bot writes its own Antiques Roadshow episode after being forced to watch over 1,000 hours of it

Incels should abort themselves to find love

Greatest family picture of all time.

Thought this stock baby looked familiar

Ahh! After 10,000 years I’m free!

Kids, you know.

I can’t not read this in Stewie’s voice

He's named after the dog