Don't worry dude.. I got your back.. just tell me what he looks like.

Just superb.

My psycho girlfriend uses a timer to wake up instead of an alarm

This guy knows it.

Can’t ya help a brother out...

Yes I have a hairy chest but that's not what is important here look at how me and my cat chill while I play videogames

Jurassic Park next to Parks & Rec on Netflix

Dads, they think of everything differently...

A bot writes its own Antiques Roadshow episode after being forced to watch over 1,000 hours of it

Incels should abort themselves to find love

Greatest family picture of all time.

Thought this stock baby looked familiar

Ahh! After 10,000 years I’m free!

Kids, you know.

I can’t not read this in Stewie’s voice

He's named after the dog

My sister's attempt at drawing Miley Cyrus somehow ended up as Nicholas Cage

It might let me indulge for a bag of chips at lunch too

Change the world.

Feels nice

The best order

I was told they look like an old couple trying to take a selfie.

leadership

Saw a mouth on my icecream. Made this. sorry. so very sorry ... sorry

I found my child

Saw this book at my anxiety therapist’s office

Old People :,)

Weakness disgusts me.

I'm doing a report for children in early puberty and googled for some images. Way to go google.

I’ll just assume neither of you have any bread then. Okay, cool...

I wonder if this was a common thing back in the day

Classic Elongated Muskrat

Its what makes a Subaru, a Subaru...

The college of pizza cardinals are standing vigil

These are the kind of people that I work with

Tried to get a selfie with my new puppy...

Kylie Jenner - “Self Made” Billionaire according to Forbes Magazine

Gonna be great

KONO DIO DA!

Hipsters are evolving ...

Instant classic from camping over the holiday weekend

He ran away a long time ago

You can never escape a good bit of sexism

Christopher Robin can't cope with his reality anymore

Deep Learning

merked

Around we go

Upvote Currency cat and you shall be receive some economic success in the next 72 Hrs

This made me giggle. Thought I’d share.

I'd watch the hell out of this!

I was expecting an Xbox :(

New holiday photo. Absolutely love it here!! #Vacation

Behind every World Leader is a cat who actually runs the show

Dont try this at home!

My friend was stopped by some tourists to take a photo of them in front of an advertisement for Tape Face in Las Vegas... My friend IS Tape Face.

With a little bad luck this could be any of us.

Destroyers!

Posted in my brother’s neighborhood

Holidays with kids

My life in one picture

THIS is the cereal company mistake I want to see.

A review

Yeah Eric

Some things are self implied, no?

caw caw caw!

hard to tell for me

My wife asked me make some ads for our garage sale on Facebook. I think I found the perfect hook.

hmmmmmmm

>3018

Facebook was quite savage today

Many horsepower

Men's Hair Removal Review

Anon works on a construction site

Girl appreciation post.

Group talk motivation

ps: I really should start a diet

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Football’s coming home

That’s everyone’s reaction right?

For F*ck Sake Claire!

Always time for a life lesson from Batman

Michael Jackson went from rich chocolate milk to clapping when the plan lands

Keep fighting the good fight, Fisto

Not the story we deserve, but the story we need.

Doggos

How to hack life

GD picnic terrorist

Breastie Nestie

I was browsing Amazon for a new chair and I found this comment

You're a bad man!

My name is Isabelle. Went to the same Wendy’s twice and had the same cashier.

My 12 year old replaced the toilet paper today. I don't know how to tell him he's not my son anymore.

My friend's Rubber bracelet after wiping the 'N' from No.

Trying to tell a joke in 2018...

*Record scratch*

Lol.... Rate my girlfriend 1-10?

Why does it feel like this dog is interviewing me ?

My mom said that a monkey was sitting outside her window and kept licking it. I found it hard to believe. She then sent me this gem.

sliding into you DMs like

Sanadabe!