Michael Jackson went from rich chocolate milk to clapping when the plan lands
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Keep fighting the good fight, Fisto
Not the story we deserve, but the story we need.
How to hack life
GD picnic terrorist
I was browsing Amazon for a new chair and I found this comment
You're a bad man!
My name is Isabelle. Went to the same Wendy’s twice and had the same cashier.
My 12 year old replaced the toilet paper today. I don't know how to tell him he's not my son anymore.
My friend's Rubber bracelet after wiping the 'N' from No.
Trying to tell a joke in 2018...
Lol.... Rate my girlfriend 1-10?
Why does it feel like this dog is interviewing me ?
My mom said that a monkey was sitting outside her window and kept licking it. I found it hard to believe. She then sent me this gem.
sliding into you DMs like
Why, just why.
This church sign in my hometown gets it.
Except OC about me, that shits funny
Flat earthers hate them.
The guy math warned us about
Psycho Killer, qu'est-ce que c'est
Nice TV you're watching there
All this talk about banning straws when the eco friendly substitution has been there all along.
I think this puzzle is finished.
He's gonna be arrested
“Dad, this is the guy that said I looked funny”
Someone made a Neymar alphabet
TIL what a cyber-thief looks like
My job here is done
This sign trying to stop people from littering
It's not ok to slap the chicken, but it is ok to choke the chicken iykwim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why there's so many baby mommas with no baby daddies
Keep away from the lolis
When a police officer uses Waze
Not gonna happen
Im pretty sure every coffee shop has one of those customers.
And created a plague of weebs on this world
Why can't they draw like cartoons from the 90s again? I mean, look at the detail on that armour
Soo my bf and I convinced his baby cousin and friend home from college to do Edward 40hands . Poor kids havent heard of it . They seem so full of hope .
Never go commando....
Maybe it's the right name to be calling out
Diagnosis is up
Oops, didn't do it
Neymar would be disappointed
Patience young boi
He's gay so it's okay
Must have been so embarrassing...
I choose @Downudder
When you can’t do anything right
The good ol days
Black teen beaten by cop
Now bro outta a job
Follow your dreams, as long as they're monetizable
This made sitting in traffic a little more bearable
Just tell us if ya want it
To make the Grinch happy I would...
So Indian Police had a guy dress up as God of Death to chase people not wearing helmets
Very wise man
No burn ointment for you then
Wait'll until she goes outside and sees the potatoes and carrots fighting in her garden with the tomatoes placing bets.
I’m too boring
I’m beginning to worry my cat and I might be too close
New Black Mirror season looks liiit
The actual footage of me trying to flirt
Getting bamboozled by kid
Just like your mother... jesus shall REJECT YOU!!!
Sweet tea is life.
Oh the hairmanity!
Finally a story about good parenting
I emailed Cards Against Humanity and told them I was a gay scientist and now they’re sending me the pride pack and the science pack for free
Monks with “nirvana” merchandise
Use a comma. Command the undead.
War on straws.
I think that many people can relate to this
Introduced to the horrifying world of world of photoshopping animals with sideways-facing eyes to front-facing.
This dog fell out from space I guess