My 12 year old replaced the toilet paper today. I don't know how to tell him he's not my son anymore.
My friend's Rubber bracelet after wiping the 'N' from No.
Trying to tell a joke in 2018...
*Record scratch*
Lol.... Rate my girlfriend 1-10?
Why does it feel like this dog is interviewing me ?
My mom said that a monkey was sitting outside her window and kept licking it. I found it hard to believe. She then sent me this gem.
sliding into you DMs like
Sanadabe!
Self Made
Why, just why.
Wholesome 10/10
Last straw
This church sign in my hometown gets it.
Flat earthers hate them.
The guy math warned us about
Psycho Killer, qu'est-ce que c'est
Nice TV you're watching there
*dabs*
All this talk about banning straws when the eco friendly substitution has been there all along.
I think this puzzle is finished.
KACHOW
Poképosting
Helpdesk Support!
“Dad, this is the guy that said I looked funny”
Someone made a Neymar alphabet
TIL what a cyber-thief looks like
My job here is done
This sign trying to stop people from littering
ladder
When a police officer uses Waze
Im pretty sure every coffee shop has one of those customers.
Why can't they draw like cartoons from the 90s again? I mean, look at the detail on that armour
Soo my bf and I convinced his baby cousin and friend home from college to do Edward 40hands . Poor kids havent heard of it . They seem so full of hope .
Never go commando....
Diagnosis is up
Oops, didn't do it
Neymar would be disappointed
Deep thought
Patience young boi
He's gay so it's okay
Must have been so embarrassing...
I choose @Downudder
When you can’t do anything right
#Justmillionairegeniusythings
Now bro outta a job
ca$h only
Follow your dreams, as long as they're monetizable
This made sitting in traffic a little more bearable
Just tell us if ya want it
To make the Grinch happy I would...
So Indian Police had a guy dress up as God of Death to chase people not wearing helmets
Very wise man
No burn ointment for you then
Wait'll until she goes outside and sees the potatoes and carrots fighting in her garden with the tomatoes placing bets.
I’m too boring
I’m beginning to worry my cat and I might be too close
New Black Mirror season looks liiit
The actual footage of me trying to flirt
Getting bamboozled by kid
Mathematics?
Just like your mother... jesus shall REJECT YOU!!!
Sweet tea is life.
Oh the hairmanity!
Jesus Netflix
Finally a story about good parenting
I emailed Cards Against Humanity and told them I was a gay scientist and now they’re sending me the pride pack and the science pack for free
Touhou posting
Oh Canada.
Monks with “nirvana” merchandise
Use a comma. Command the undead.
War on straws.
I think that many people can relate to this
Introduced to the horrifying world of world of photoshopping animals with sideways-facing eyes to front-facing.
This dog fell out from space I guess
He deserves to know why, god dammit.
Face swapped with my 2 year old. Just because we can do a thing doesn't mean we should :P
Lara Croft Cosplay, Nailed it.
Hope
coming soon to a theater near you...
Local church keeping it real
It’s getting harder to Fast and Furious with current gas prices
Fun't fact #71
Topps needs to make these cards a reality, like now!
I've had a few drinks so may find this funnier than I should... but when I was younger I used to like pulling the heads off of my sister's Barbie dolls and drawing a face on the stump underneath
haha yes
Meet Bobby the cloud
The secret to long life
Made this guy his very own parking space.
This is the last time I defuse a bomb for you...
He was mad af
Not a bright idea
Injured?
He deserves to know
When they ask you this
A good ole back rub from mr. Sun
Dixon Ticonderoga
Roleplay
ROBOT fun
Singing....“We will.. we will.. rock you! We will.. we will.. rock you!”