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Some things are self implied, no?
caw caw caw!
hard to tell for me
My wife asked me make some ads for our garage sale on Facebook. I think I found the perfect hook.
Facebook was quite savage today
Men's Hair Removal Review
Anon works on a construction site
Girl appreciation post.
Group talk motivation
ps: I really should start a diet
Football’s coming home
That’s everyone’s reaction right?
For F*ck Sake Claire!
Always time for a life lesson from Batman
Michael Jackson went from rich chocolate milk to clapping when the plan lands
Keep fighting the good fight, Fisto
Not the story we deserve, but the story we need.
How to hack life
GD picnic terrorist
I was browsing Amazon for a new chair and I found this comment
You're a bad man!
My name is Isabelle. Went to the same Wendy’s twice and had the same cashier.
My 12 year old replaced the toilet paper today. I don't know how to tell him he's not my son anymore.
My friend's Rubber bracelet after wiping the 'N' from No.
Trying to tell a joke in 2018...
Lol.... Rate my girlfriend 1-10?
Why does it feel like this dog is interviewing me ?
My mom said that a monkey was sitting outside her window and kept licking it. I found it hard to believe. She then sent me this gem.
sliding into you DMs like
Why, just why.
This church sign in my hometown gets it.
Flat earthers hate them.
The guy math warned us about
Psycho Killer, qu'est-ce que c'est
Nice TV you're watching there
All this talk about banning straws when the eco friendly substitution has been there all along.
I think this puzzle is finished.
“Dad, this is the guy that said I looked funny”
Someone made a Neymar alphabet
TIL what a cyber-thief looks like
My job here is done
This sign trying to stop people from littering
When a police officer uses Waze
Im pretty sure every coffee shop has one of those customers.
Why can't they draw like cartoons from the 90s again? I mean, look at the detail on that armour
Soo my bf and I convinced his baby cousin and friend home from college to do Edward 40hands . Poor kids havent heard of it . They seem so full of hope .
Never go commando....
Diagnosis is up
Oops, didn't do it
Neymar would be disappointed
Patience young boi
He's gay so it's okay
Must have been so embarrassing...
I choose @Downudder
When you can’t do anything right
Now bro outta a job
Follow your dreams, as long as they're monetizable
This made sitting in traffic a little more bearable
Just tell us if ya want it
To make the Grinch happy I would...
So Indian Police had a guy dress up as God of Death to chase people not wearing helmets
Very wise man
No burn ointment for you then
Wait'll until she goes outside and sees the potatoes and carrots fighting in her garden with the tomatoes placing bets.
I’m too boring
I’m beginning to worry my cat and I might be too close
New Black Mirror season looks liiit
The actual footage of me trying to flirt
Getting bamboozled by kid
Just like your mother... jesus shall REJECT YOU!!!
Sweet tea is life.
Oh the hairmanity!
Finally a story about good parenting
I emailed Cards Against Humanity and told them I was a gay scientist and now they’re sending me the pride pack and the science pack for free
Monks with “nirvana” merchandise