Don’t drink and drive folks

*slides another 5$*

World Cup final prediction

No one does smart comedy like Monty Python.

While flying on a plane...

Bullet Bill - the car

My 13 yo daughter left me a death threat on a Saturday morning.

Japanese tourists next to me in a noodle kitchen in Saigon. The waiter just brought a plate of lettuce.

A cocoaine apartment?

yes?!

God is love, but.....

When you’re a nice guy, but you gotta promote

Jason Voorbees

How Backpack seller answers a question

women f*cks entire country at once

Top 10 ultimate anime moves

further from god or closer to science?

Saw this at the diner this morning

This room sure could use some more natural light.

Hot Dog's ftw !

Quote of the day.

Sheryl

My friend’s boyfriend was not happy about his kindergarten picture. His parents still have it framed in their house 20 years later..

Ear rapu-des!

Maby a little bit...

When a program is not responding

Pointing to what I want on my $5 foot long.

Brits Are Witty ASF

World wide web

I have been lied to my entire life!

weil

V relatable

Customer is god right?

it was pretty obvious

I wrote "meme" like 200 times in the delivery instructions

Missed childhood

TANK!

Anon is gay

10/10 would accept.

I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

Everyone's favorite source of fake news is back

Favourite barber shop review ever

One of the best Jim & Dwight moments.

Tense.

It's Friday the 13th but, I feel safe knowing they're out there keeping us safe.

so my dad found out my girlfriend broke up with me today...

This is my last resort!

Made my day...... And her's.

Thick Thighs Save Lives

He shouldn’t have been ashamed of it, some men can only dream to have that...

who can relate??

Loving Anxiety

My solution to finding a solution

A grown man with his finger stuck in the wall at Chipotle

And this is how teenage boys get stuck in caves.

men before vs men now

Well played, FedEx, well played. Google Streetview of the UPS Store at 1601 N. Sepulveda Blvd Manhattan Beach, CA 90266

The secret of the century is revealed

A Faithful Friend

Posted on the door of a local real estate business.

Those Brits don't mess about

Log jam

Haha this is so me when i live

This is ***ed up

Think about the future!

Happy 78th Birthday To Patrick Stewart

try

He didn't specify a gender, but I thought we could help out him out!

In only two weeks...

Unnecessary Censorship: Papa John's Edition

What it look like I do for a living?

Attempted to faceswap with the hulk. Did not go as planned.

If you didn’t own one of these as a child, you’ve never eaten cereal the right way.

This handwritten letter by an 84 year old woman

Classic...but is it true?

Young man, there's no need to feel down

In the distance, a wild McDonald's stalks its prey.

Jurassic park: Battle Royal

Watching a movie with my wife

When it's that big, you gotta give it some support.

Only a fool would meet a Dothraki horde in an open field

Picture we took of our son

Neo's dilemma

Common enemies make strange allies

Meanwhile in Glasgow...

My dad had a mop bucket, a sticker and a vision.

Cook like a legend...

I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in one day, and the box said 2-4 years!

When you see your dog is eating something its not supposed to

It’s still a good one

GAHTDAMN

I dont remember that

The Descent into...

Either one of you is lying or teachers just want us to suffer

Ya got a problem?

I figured since it was Friday the 13th and all...

How to quit your job

When it gets too hot in Arkansas.

For all the White Knights working on their Covert Contracts

Truly an Inspiration.