Why am I like this?

When some shit in life catches you totally unprepared

My mugs starting to fade, now I’m just Dad..

You never know

Ok wait I was just joking

Hmmm...do I want email or bacon?

Matt Murdock, you son of a ***!

BOIoinicle

Well... instructions were clear

Rest in pieces....delicious pieces.

Honest window sticker I saw today

My Son's hide-and-go-seek spot.

Finally... JUSTICE

Delayed Connecting Flight Experience Level: Legendary

God i love these

threat

Expectation vs reality:How the British as seen by Americans and Europeans

When you ask a Best Buy employee for anything other an HDMI cable

Easy Bake

When all else fails..

　　　

haha yes Board game memes (hsc2018)

Donald-san

"C'mere and I'll let you taste some boy syrup"

My school goals

Friends dad found this gem today

Oh *** Randy!

is it

My wife is pregnant and she thought it would be funny to take a picture of our dog's feet looking like they are her's...

seems familiar

Oh the time we live in

We can all be heroes....

Not in the interview...

cringe

Admit it. We have all been there.

Life pro tips

taco johns, Mexican food, wings, you know..

Improvise, overcome

Ever wonder why the American Bald Eagle is photographed from the side?

Drug free workplace

It could work

A true millennial visionary

This is not funny

Naughty sister

Grandpa was not impressed

Found this at my local Denny's

Do guys sit on their balls when riding a bike?

Someone had a successful Prime Day.

Paul walker doesn’t even walk anymore

A 25ft statue of Jeff Goldblum emerged in London to celebrate 25 years of Jurassic Park

There's hope, right?

In case of an emergency...

what is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals

Every time I see the "Equality" cartoon...

Wedding photographer captures romantic moment between bridesmaid and floor.

I'll take it

BIG DATA reality.

Upsy

Urge to shitpost, so here's a bad pun

Who remembers having to blow these as a kid?

This bus stop sign trying to communicate with millennials

These are hard times

Best driver's liscense photo

All other search engines can close down. Google’s got it. We’re done here.

A goose family calmly hanging out with the scary wolf statue that's supposed to deter them from doing just that.

The future is now, old man

How to beat procastination

A 25ft statue of Jeff Goldblum in London to celebrate 25 years of Jurassic Park

Saw this near Robin hood’s bay

The pest control salesman left his card in a spiderweb on my porch.

I got sick of a hotel asking me to do their survey, so I filled it out complaining about my room being haunted. This was their response

Enjoy some shitty "OC"

Makes me wanna cry

Hai

Remote control

Will overclocking destroy my CPU?

I spoke to Thanos...

heh

pls dont

Willem Dafoe is a national treasure

Bamboozle of the highest degree

Oops, wrong wormhole.

Judas' greatest crime was not respecting personal space.

The power of thin mint cookies

I’m scared

Coming soon

Well then let’s just call off that impeachment...

No One Was More Surprised Than Penny, In The Form Her Patronus Took

כן

Can we watch a movie in class?

Philadelphia is Wild.

Gotta love Terry Crews

Seagull

Found in my AP Psych Textbook

Actual human

Yummy Sky Raisins

Hoarding Level: Pro

SO MY PARENTS!! xD

The face of a cold blooded killer.

Hey.. uh you dropped your phone.