My chilli came with a handy clip so that it can be worn with elegance.

Straight

don't let dreams be dreams !

At least I'm wearing socks

Entry level

Close the gate!!!

FREEEEZE! IM A COP!

This place has everything

Commas matter, people

Why I am still a virgin....

Capitalism meets sarcasm

Thought of this after seeing the news

easily avoidable enemies

Please tell me I wasn't the only one

Flat-earthers, that’s what you’ll see tonight

Beware of me

I'm mind blown

the seedy back backstreets of California

Holdin it down for the record

About damn time Karen got out of her abusive, one-way relationship with Plankton, I support her 100%

Poképosting

G-spot

Not the hero we want, but the hero we need

The Name's Bond........... James Richardson

So superficial

Everybody will find love you just have to look in the right place

Call it a hunch, but I think Barbara isn't good at her job

And Sauron is sitting on my throne..

Oh know

I’m not sold, but I’m curious

Burned!!

Snarky birthday

Glormph will never survive this one

Rescue shark.

Bold of you Mr Burglar

yeah why did he?

Downvoted

You can't trust anyone these days...

Relatable

My favourite movie of all time also best quote of all time

I thought y'all might appreciate this upright bass

I’d like to shake hands with whoever did this

I’ve never been so offended lmao

Life after playing Spider-Man

I can relate to this on every level

This year in a nutshell

I know its a repost, but ya'll need to hear it from time to time.

Ya fool

The aftermath of my wife getting ready for the day. And I get in trouble for leaving the toilet seat up.

I do this far too frequently

Come back to me

I Want...

Sup

Don’t play with me fam

I mean, yea, it makes too much sense. No argument.

I give to you a schrute buck

Great tattoo

Found the carpool lane

Low key checking her out..

I work at Chick Fil a, this is on every register.

Colin Mochrie at his finest

Uncle crackhead.

My New Black Panther mask!

Leg day nightmare

Oh My God It's Bigfoot!

From the series - creativity of maids

You tried

Inspirational quote of the day

respect me!!!

My 'Merican co-worker sent me this.

Amen

Enlightenment ain't got nothing on boobies!

You could just let me die.

#stopclickbait

The annoying side of teaching hospitals

Ain’t no snitches out here cuz

How much turmoil does the science project cause families?

big belly is not wrong

I was in awe at the size of that lad

Always a cat

Only for genius - someone please explain this

The chase just got interesting.

PINE apple

Happy Birthday Sweet 16

When all you wanted to do was summon a demon to show him the sub of the day

As someone who moved to Texas a year ago, I've never felt so in tune with Hank.

Madam! I do not wish to look like a unicorn fart.

Babies & dogs = cowards

My son got his picture taken with Aaron Rodgers today!

Oops

For training purposes. Of course.

Most amusing family stickers I’ve seen!

How to trap a man

How my dad’s spending his retirement...

You should try hugelol, but idk tho

Relatable

Ay Ay Ay!

Step aside, Thanos!

Nah G I’m good.

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