I wear this when I'm feeling cheeky
People: What's it like working as a mechanic? Me:
the man in red is using 'The Force' to stop the bat.
Busy cat..
Never forget
This kids menu at the hotel I’m staying at
I threw a tennis ball, he brought back a crab apple. Close enough, I guess.
I’m tyred
Respek
cursed
"What Day Is It?" Asked Pooh
Nice Dong
Aww...
Hey guys, we know.
Relatable
I was in a public restroom when I discovered this sacred rune...
My best mate’s wedding pictures came back and I don’t come off well here
I said I tried
Stranger things kids seem to handle the hosts well..
It's a f*ckin crowbar
Top Gear was Great!
I miss his smile
Probably more true now than it even was two years ago when it was drawn...
When pub staff T-shirts go wrong.
My four year old son brought his new Leatherface mask on the hike yesterday. Looks like he’s ready to wreak some havoc on the valley below.
Need to get fit?
Oh... thanks U-Haul
*Cries in japanese*
Why not both?
My chilli came with a handy clip so that it can be worn with elegance.
Straight
don't let dreams be dreams !
At least I'm wearing socks
Entry level
Close the gate!!!
FREEEEZE! IM A COP!
This place has everything
Commas matter, people
Why I am still a virgin....
Capitalism meets sarcasm
Thought of this after seeing the news
easily avoidable enemies
Please tell me I wasn't the only one
Flat-earthers, that’s what you’ll see tonight
Beware of me
I'm mind blown
the seedy back backstreets of California
Holdin it down for the record
About damn time Karen got out of her abusive, one-way relationship with Plankton, I support her 100%
Poképosting
G-spot
Not the hero we want, but the hero we need
The Name's Bond........... James Richardson
So superficial
Everybody will find love you just have to look in the right place
Call it a hunch, but I think Barbara isn't good at her job
And Sauron is sitting on my throne..
Oh know
I’m not sold, but I’m curious
Burned!!
Snarky birthday
Glormph will never survive this one
Rescue shark.
Bold of you Mr Burglar
yeah why did he?
Downvoted
You can't trust anyone these days...
Relatable
My favourite movie of all time also best quote of all time
I thought y'all might appreciate this upright bass
I’d like to shake hands with whoever did this
I’ve never been so offended lmao
Life after playing Spider-Man
I can relate to this on every level
This year in a nutshell
I know its a repost, but ya'll need to hear it from time to time.
Ya fool
The aftermath of my wife getting ready for the day. And I get in trouble for leaving the toilet seat up.
I do this far too frequently
Come back to me
I Want...
Sup
Don’t play with me fam
I mean, yea, it makes too much sense. No argument.
I give to you a schrute buck
Great tattoo
Found the carpool lane
Low key checking her out..
I work at Chick Fil a, this is on every register.
Colin Mochrie at his finest
Uncle crackhead.
My New Black Panther mask!
Leg day nightmare
Oh My God It's Bigfoot!
From the series - creativity of maids
You tried
Inspirational quote of the day
respect me!!!
My 'Merican co-worker sent me this.
Amen